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Nothing fucking funnier than my kitten peeking at me from behind a door because she looks like a stoner

Those blue eyes that all my other cats have? You can’t see hers cause her pupils take up 95% of her eyes.

She just pops up like: (●--●)

Nothing was more satisfying than using the Loba finisher on the champion and watching as the bullets fly past me

babe wake up Savathun just dropped her worm at daycare

My mom says my principle’s a weenie

destiny 2 is great but I have the word “girl” in my username and people will follow me and is that a normal accurance??? Like does that happen with the rest of y’all??? Or is it just me

Also 1. I regret putting girl in my username 2. Yes I am unfortunately a female 3. I am too attached to the name and don’t know what else my username would be

“Influenced by crabs? Oh that says Arabs.” - my sister reading my handwriting

The fact that kids are dumb is very good

Being a tree would be really fun

You know what? I can easily win a match against the toughest of killers. You legion mains? Fucking tryhards, assholes the lot of you. And I despise you with every fiber of my depressed being.

And if there are nice legion mains out there who don’t try and compensate for their tiny dicks. Hi (: it’s a pleasure to play the same game as you and I hope you win

My nasty looking ✨piss snowman✨ melted