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Me who planned nothing and just typed out whatever random string of words my brain whispered to me today

only if we can also put on gummy worms

would you like to share a two pound of candy corn with me this fine Halloween?

Only if we can put it on pizza

I cannot emphasize how much I wish I was this snake. my quality of life would improve so much.

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Dying

I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

A firm hand landed on his jacket and jerked him to his feet and against someone. He instinctively clutched onto their jacket as they turned him away from the onslaught of bodies, shielding him with their body.

Izuku swallowed and opened his mouth to thank his rescuer. He looked up to see none other than Yagi looking down at him with a dispassionate state. He could feel his entire face turning an interesting shade of crimson.

“You need to keep on your feet, Midoriya,” she said in a low voice, either unaware of his impending combustion or just not caring. “Crowds can be dangerous.”

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Thank you!!!! I’m super glad you liked it! Chapter 23 is about half way done, so sit tight! ;)

More random tropes that I fucking love: Becoming the mask you wore.

Like oh shit, this character who was sent to spy somewhere under a false identity suddenly realises they've started to genuinely become the person they claimed to be? Someone who's been telling the same lies about who they are for so long that they're actually forgetting that the story isn't true? Finding themselves genuinely doing the things they pretend to do in front of people, when they're alone and nobody's watching? Answering to a name that wasn't supposed to be theirs without thinking?

Ooohh-hoh-hoh, you lost track of yourself in pretending to be someone else? You were only supposed to impersonate somebody, a plausible background and a name you came up with on the spot, and now that the people you were supposed to infiltrate have become your true companions? You lost yourself in the game you played, and no you no longer know who you truly are, and where your true loyalties lie? And both sides would mark you a traitor if you came out with the truth. On a scale of one to ten, how bad did you fuck up.

Fuck that is a good trope. Never seen it done badly. Pour that shit on a table and I'll chop it into lines and snort it.

I just wanna see him calm and quiet..