My Husband (ao3) Has Gone To War (it's Down And We Don't Know Why) And I Don't Know When I Will See Him

“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism 

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation

Garp being the proud father he is

don't worry Dadan keeps their pics save

Sometimes a family can be a robot, a goth girl, a platypus secret agent and an evil scientist (Doof & Perry are the parents and Vanessa & Norm are the children)

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

Grill: hey wanna go to movies, you know, if your allowed

Chil: if im allowed?

Grill: yeah

Grill: not usually allowed to bring snacks in

Skeppy: *gets a girlfriend*

Every skephalo shipper: I CANT POG THROUGH THE PAIN

bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.