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people writing smut always forget how hard it is to leave a hickey on someone unless, for some reason, your skin is like insanely easy to bruise, which is usually due to taking certain medications, such as blood thinners or steroids, or bc of vitamin deficiencies, a low platelet count, or you have some chronic conditions. they be like "leaving a trail of hickeys uwu" and i'm just like. wife fucking chewed on my inner thigh bc i wanted to see if it'll bruise for like solid 2 mins to the point of it like. really hurting and i still only BARELY had a hickey. that disappeared the next day. like. you ain't making someone purple by nipping on their skin asdsadjifhd pls stop

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SHE’S— I CAN’T 😂

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it's actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don't give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it's just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word "cock" and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there's nothing much you can do about it

so what if lady d kept a maiden around longer than usual 👉 👈 because what if the maiden was nice to her daughters on a matter of politeness and then accidentally endeared herself to alcina and she ends up keeping her around for company and the maiden certainly isnt against being kept as a hot water bottle and occasional snack by a giant vampire milf. i also love the idea of alcina's daughters gossiping about how long she's kept this one around now, they're normally gone in a matter of days or weeks, she doesn't play with her food for this long.....

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sobs in probably historically accurate

Guns and ships (what really happened)

Laffayette: *rapidly screams in French*

Washington: ...

Washington: Yes, yes you are completely right.

Also washington: *whispers* Hamilton come back please I don't speak Chinese!"

Elephant Trunk Snake aka Javan File Snake (Acrochordus javanicus), family Acrochordidae, Malaysia

photograph by Bryce Trevett