People Writing Smut Always Forget How Hard It Is To Leave A Hickey On Someone Unless, For Some Reason,

pookie larissa as lady dimitrescu :)

Lady Dimitrescu: WHO DRANK MY WINE?!

Lady Dimitrescu: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Y/N: I did?

Lady Dimitrescu: ...Kiss you and bring some more. You haven't been eating anything today, Y/N. Tell me if you want me to bring you something to eat. *walks away*

Y/N:

Y/N: She's gone, Dani.

Daniela, coming out of the closet with an empty wine bottle: Thank you!

she aged like fine wine

God, she's so - AGH

"season one Olivia Benson is so hot" "season 3 Olivia Benson is so hot.

you all are children grow up Olivia Benson has never not been hot.

like hello

*checking my mood ring* it says i love girls

vulnerability is so important but I will not be partaking in it

An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)

it’s either that or nothing

Faux sympathy while calling me sweet names😵‍💫

“What’s wrong my sweet angel, is it too much? Oh I know sweetheart, I’m sorry we’re almost done.”

“Shhh baby it’s okay, I know it hurts, but you know I can never resist you when you keep whining like that.”

“You want me to stop darling? I’m sorry you know I can’t do that, you look so cute all fucked out like this.”

Literally my favorite mythology ship to exist

Medusa and the blind woman in love

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