Happy Yam Ween To Those Who Celebrate!

bunny morning 🌄 🐇‼️

This joke doesn't work anymore because they're called artificial X'eners now.

What do they put in diet sodas for birds?

Artificial tweeteners!

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

headcanon: this is what Blush is painting in-universe during her battle

match the colors

call me a mousegirl the way I eat a lot of cheese and get chewed on by cats

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

play play play

catgirl doms are always posting about mousegirls as a way of pushing against the idea of cats as submissive but what are the mousegirl doms posting about. seedgirls?