Ferntasie - Snuggle Seductress

"I can be myself when I'm with you" is a top tier compliment

Characters in Different Roles

Planning on doing more maybe

After all, continuing further would be a *grave* offense.

Why are undertakers always so tired?

Because they’re always taking graveyard shifts!

do you think toriel shows kris old memes on her phone

> send a word in my askbox i’ll respond with a related joke

fern!

you know I don’t think I know enough about them to write a good joke…

I guess I gotta read some fern facts!

I appreciate how pets seem to understand that an accidental step on the tail is indeed an accident. Or especially when I go to pet a cat and there's a static shock and the cat doesn't treat me like a hostile lightning wizard

Pls pls pls pls tell me you don't support pedos ur posts are so hot and cool I don't wanna have to unfollow you

obviously this ask is in bad faith and u can fuck of for that.

but just so we are clear what i dont support is sexual assault and i think we should be doing what we can to help children be able to recognise and get help in such situations, which to be clear, statistically usually comes from someone they know, often a family member.

this stupid fucking framing of "the pedos" being this sick group of individuals that are hunting down our kids is so fucking dumb, im not interested in going after anyone for the way they think, thought crimes dont fucking exist. We should be dealing with all the issues that lead to adults in positions of power of children being able to abuse the system to get away with it.

stop falling for this shit. if you constantly other and dehumanize these types of crimes people will be less likely to believe victims when their abuser is even somewhat respected by anyone, because surely they couldnt possibly be as bad as those disgusting pedos right??? they arent people they're monsters!!!!!

if you disagree then please do unfollow me

Still doing this. They usually reply with a non sequitur like "How much are they charging you?"

When the Spectrum™ people at the grocery store try to stop me and sell me subpar internet service, I've made a habit of replying "I'm already on the spectrum!"