When Old MacDonald Needs Credit, He Writes An EIEIOU.

its kind of funny that two of my girlfriends that ascribe an animal to themselves are a mouse and a fish. yes it is me the predatory lesbian. im doing tom and jerry shit in the bedroom. Hit me up if you're a tiny yellow bird with a gmilf sugar mama im sure we can work something out

Malevolent Foods

this should have been me

This joke doesn't work anymore because they're called artificial X'eners now.

What do they put in diet sodas for birds?

Artificial tweeteners!

sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month

Olive green and mustard yellow and burnt orange are a beautiful, inseparable polycule and they are all making out with each other in my closet.

"I can be myself when I'm with you" is a top tier compliment

CUTE THOUGHTS UNDER THE SCARY WINDS