Its Kind Of Funny That Two Of My Girlfriends That Ascribe An Animal To Themselves Are A Mouse And A Fish.

Heard that dumb trump quote and had to make something fun out of it.

Have a cute trans mousegirl. her name is Brie-Anna.

I accidentally reblogged horny on main earlier today. If you're one of my friends who prefer to *avoid* finding out about my kinks and you were there for the several-second window before I fixed it, I sincerely oop.

“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

headcanon: this is what Blush is painting in-universe during her battle

match the colors

What do they put in diet sodas for birds?

Artificial tweeteners!

After all, continuing further would be a *grave* offense.

Why are undertakers always so tired?

Because they’re always taking graveyard shifts!

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

I feel this but from the receiving end. I like to be Things.

if i didnt stim by kneading things with my toes where would i be in life

An undertaker's favorite foods are gravey, dirt pudding, and Tombstone pizza

Why are undertakers always so tired?

Because they’re always taking graveyard shifts!