𝖫𝖺𝖽𝗂𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖦𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗅𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗇, 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎

the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

how to put a condom on

where to get free birth control

the hymen debunked 

cleaning your vibrators 

how to avoid pressures

signs you may be pregnant

safe guide to anal sex

all about dental dams

disabled sexual resources

what is hiv?

feminist porn

female ejaculation

fisting 101

communication during sex

setting sexual boundaries

bdsm vs abuse

lube during sex

the clitoris

sex education games

understanding gender

what to do if your nudes were leaked

intersex

sexual consent

all about masturbation

choosing a sex toy

tips for your first time

Oh shit, he’s serious now.

Batman: The Dark Knight #13 || Scanned at 300dpi

god, if only. 

Wow I can't believe we all just hallucinated that bit about Nairobi dying like lol I'm glad that definitely isn't what happened wow scientists would love to examine how this collective mass vision of Gandia shooting Nairobi appeared to everyone who saw La Casa De Papel season 4, because that's not what really happened guys, she lived and she shot Gandia in the dick and I hear in season 5 she and Monica are going to raise their kids together, it's true babies

by: terda12

The Eve (m)

Anonymous said: hiiii omg, I love your writings;; can I request a past lives/reincarnation au?? Thank you sm ilyyy

Anonymous said: since the whole soulmates thing is always hinted in ynwa, could you possibly elaborate on that? Maybe in a one-shot? Please don’t stop writing!!

Anonymous said: Are you implying that,, 👀yn👀and👀ot7👀were👀soulmates👀in👀all👀of👀their👀previous👀lives👀,,, I know that the request box is long closed,, but pweaseeeeeeeeee consider writing a one shot about their hypothetical previous lives and how exactly had it go, uwu

Summary: Perhaps the greatest love story, lost with time – history carved by the hands of the unaware, the world forgets the existence of one woman who stole the hearts of 7 Gods, bringing strife, war, destruction and devastation raging across the globe. And, beneath it all, the birth of something more. The love that drove them mad, the love they could never have.

But destiny always found a way to reunite star-crossed lovers.

Soulmates!AU, Greek Gods!AU, reincarnation!AU

Pairing: Namjoon/Reader, Seokjin/Reader, Yoongi/Reader, Hoseok/Reader, Jimin/Reader, Taehyung/Reader, Jungkook/Reader, Poly!BTS

Disclaimer: this fic is in no way historically or culturally accurate. Timelines, personality and plot are all unrelated to actual Greek mythology. It is a world constructed purely by my own imagination and creativity. I only borrowed the names, roles and general duties of the Greek Gods mentioned. It is not my intent to infringe on the cultural, social, historical or religious implications of these figures. I ask that anyone who finds offense in this to not read. This is a fanfiction and does not reflect any aspect of reality in any way, shape or form. Feel free to DM me if there is any part you feel strongly about that I can adjust.

Warnings: Cursing, graphic descriptions of sex, dirty talk, polyamory, brief sexism, angst, infidelity, oral (male and female), overstimulation, rough sex, teasing, unprotected sex, marking, multiple orgasms, blindfolds, bindings, handjobs, dry humping, dom!namjoon, dom!jin, dom!hobi, dom!tae, dom!yoongi, sub!jimin, switch!jk, switch!reader

Length: 8.3k

Notes: holyshitbasicallyasmutfestwithplotandabucketloadofangst I think I got kinda carried away with this concept LOL, I really do hope you guys enjoy. Uni is giving me backpains and general depression and I probably won’t be posting anything until midterms are over. I still have a bunch of asks sitting in my inbox (sorry!) so those will definitely get answered soon.

On another note, I do have some fancams I recorded from the concert; if anyone wants them, please lmk so I can post them.

Poseidon!Tae, Ares!JK, Hades!Yoongi, Apollo!Hobi, Hephaestus!Joon, Hermes!Jimin, Zeus!Jin

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2000 BC

“Wake, my love.” Long fingers traced the curve of your hip, palm splaying at your inner thigh as you shift in your sleep. The words were mere whispers as gentle lips pressed against your temple.

“We are to be late if you do not rise, heart.” Even so, it was to the sharp ache of a new flower blooming across the scattered plum-flavoured constellation that graced your neck and chest that you truly roused to.

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rainy days with abby

the soft pitter patter of dense raindrops hit the window next to your shared bed. the gloom of the thunderstorm’s shadow creating a dark comforting sanctity that threatened to lull you back to sleep. large familiar hands wrapped around your waist, holding you back to her strong chest. the warmth of your bodies under the fluffy blanket felt like nirvana.

abby’s subtle snores blew gentle breaths onto your neck, until she’d awoken from your waking. she’d always been a light sleeper.

her hugging of you tightened until you descended into a long needed stretch, a groan coming from your throat as abby softly giggled and rubbed your arms.

“bigggg stretch,”

you smiled at the phrase she used every time you stretched the sleep out of your tired body. you found yourself back nestled in her arms, her chin on top of your head.

“goodmorning, lovey.”

“ ‘morning pretty lady.”

the swollen-ness of her morning face came into your view from above as she kissed your forehead, gentle fingers sliding underneath your pajama top, tracing small circles on your lower back.

“i can go make you some breakfast?” you offered.

“now you’re talkin’”

Ghosts by Katherine Blower

i’m fucking crying give me a second

LCDP BrOTPs I didn’t know I needed (Part 1/?): Lisboa & Denver

Denver, the one who went out on to the rooftop, right into the danger to bring Lisboa inside; Denver, the one who shouted “¡Sí!” at the top of his lungs when they realized they’d been successful in rescuing Lisboa; Denver, the first one to hug Lisboa ♥ Gracias!!!!