You Know... It's Funny That The Movie That Has A More Accurate Wolverine Costume Ends Up Being The Most

Leon in the original Resident evil games is fucking annoying. (Especially in RE:4) Like oh my god- shutthefuckupfortwoseconds, you action hero cardboard cutout with the clunkiest dialogue ever, fuck-!

I actually like his character in the remakes, though. His humor and one-liners feel far less grating to me in the remakes.

I know people like to rag on him because Resident Evil has trouble depicting trauma and stuff, but honestly, I prefer the writing in the remakes.

Leon in the original feels way more like the 'edgy emo' that people like to claim remake!Leon feels like imo. The constant action hero lines in the original RE:4 feel super tacky and take me out of the game a lot. (Especially the 'sing kumbaya' one at the very beginning, that one felt really awkward and clunky as hell.)

Forgive me if there's something in the comics that makes these opinions obsolete or something, I haven't read all Marvel comics, but-

I think it's ridiculous that the MCU made Asgardians aliens rather than actual gods. Especially given that they made Egyptian gods canon later with Moon Knight.

First of all, if you're gonna make some of them gods, why not make all of them gods? That doesn't make sense? Second, someone pointed this out in a post I saw some time ago, but based on the timeline and the canon ages of the characters, it makes no sense. According to that 'canon' timeline, Loki would've been a child during the time the Norse would've known about them to create stories, which doesn't align at all. So even without the Egyptian gods, it makes no sense.

Yeah, yeah, I get it, the 'Eternals' and shit, but like-... really? Maybe I'm biased just because I know the original runs had the Asgardians as actual gods with immortality and everything, but that makes far more sense to me then the MCU handles it. I'm just saying.

I could go on multiple tangents about stuff in the MCU, especially about stuff after Phase 3, but honestly, I would really rather pretend Phase 4+ doesn't exist and just keep my imperfect, but still fun, Phases three and below (Minus Ragnarok).

Incorrect quotes #5

Riddler, talking to some random girl: And here's my number. Ha-ha!

Scarecrow: Do you just... walk around with your phone number pre-written on pieces of paper???

Riddler, smirking: Yep.

Scarecrow, rolling his eyes: Of course you do-

“Malgendering when trans men use it is just them trying to claim they move through the world like cis women and are therefore incapable of harm” what are you TALKING ABOUT

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Phobia/Fear headcanons

Loki: Lilapsophobia/Astraphobia (The fear of storms/storms getting worse to the point of hurricanes and tornadoes.)

Thor: Entomophobia (The fear of bugs.)

Steve Rogers: Trypanophobia (The fear of needles/injections) ironic, ain’t it?

Bucky Barnes: Cynophobia (The fear of dogs. Bigger ones mostly.)

Bruce Banner: Thalassophobia (The fear of the ocean/deep bodies of water.)

Hulk: Agoraphobia (Fear of crowds, crowded areas, and enclosed spaces.)

Pietro Maximoff: Ekrixiphobia, Somniphobia (The fear of explosions and the fear of falling/staying asleep.) trauma

Wanda Maximoff: Monophobia, Autophobia (The fear of being alone and the fear of being abandoned.)

That’s all of them so far. I might end up doing other characters, but for now, that’s the list.

You know how in 'All Dogs Go To Heaven', the dogs all have a watch or other time piece they owned in life that stops when they die?

Does that mean that for most modern people, their 'clock' would be their phones?

Because there's a bunch of different time pieces shown; hourglasses, sundials, pocket watches, Cuckoo clocks, Alarm clocks, etc?

And the time piece most people use and have on them most often now is their phone, so-

Sonic characters and their canon ages, weights and heights

Sonic (Modern) - 15 years old, 35kg (77.2lbs), 100cm (3′03′‘)

Sonic (Classic) - 16 (Classic era), unknown weight, 76.5cm (2′05′‘)

Werehog - 15 years old, 60kg (132.2lbs), 125cm (4′01′‘)

Chip/Light Gaia - Age unknown, 5kg (11lbs), 45cm (1′05′‘)

Dr Eggman - Unknown age, 128kg (281.6lbs), 185cm (6′00′‘)

Eggman Nega - Unknown age, 128kg (281.6lbs), 185cm (6′00′‘)

Metal Sonic (Classic) - Age N/A, 125.2kg (275.4lbs), 76.5cm (2′05′‘)

Metal Sonic (Modern) - Age N/A, 125.2kg (275.4lbs), 100cm (3′03′‘)

Tails - 8 years old, 20kg (44.1lbs), 80cm (2′07′‘)

Knuckles - 16 years old, 40kg (88.2lbs), 110cm (3′07′‘)

Amy - 12 years old, SECRET! (Weight), 90cm (2′10′‘)

Shadow - 15 (Physically) Around 50 (Chronologically), 35kg (77.2lbs), 100cm (3′03′‘)

Rouge - 18 years old, unknown weight, 105cm (3′05′‘)

Omega - Age N/A, 1230.512kg (2712.82lbs), 150cm (4'11")

Cream - 6 years old, 12kg (26lbs), 70cm (2′03′‘)

Vanilla - Unknown age, unknown weight, 130cm (4′03′‘)

Emerl - Age N/A, 14kg (30.9lbs), 110cm (3′07′‘)

Gemerl - Age N/A, 110kg (242.5lbs), 110cm (3′07′‘)

Big - 18 years old, 280kg (617lbs), 200cm (6′06′‘)

Froggy - Unknown age, 500g (1.1lbs), unknown height.

Gamma - Age N/A, 825.256kg (1819.378lbs), 215 cm (7'01")

Beta MK II - Age N/A, 1024.256kg (2258lbs),  200cm (6′06′’)

Vector - 20 years old, 200kg (441lbs), 180cm (5′11′‘)

Espio - 16 years old, 36kg (79lbs), 110cm (3′07′‘)

Charmy - 6 years old, 10kg (22lbs), 70cm (2′03′‘)

Mighty - 16 years old, unknown weight, unknown height.

Blaze - 14 years old, unknown weight, 95cm (3′01′‘)

Silver - 14 years old, 35kg (77.2lbs), 100cm (3′03′‘)

Tikal - 14 years old, unknown weight, 95cm (3′01′‘)

Pachacamac - 52 years old, 48kg (106lbs), 115cm (3′09′‘)

Maria Robotnik - 12 years old, 32kg (70lbs), 140cm (4′07′‘)

Gerald Robotnik - Unknown age, 88kg (194lbs), 170cm (5′07′‘)

Biolizard - Age N/A, 19.5m (64ft), 87.5t (192,904lbs)

Marine - 7 years old, 75cm (2′04′‘), unknown weight.

Jet - 14 years old, 100cm (3′03′‘), 33kg (72lbs)

Wave - 18 years old, 110cm (3′07′‘), unknown weight.

Storm - 19 years old, 140cm (4′07′‘), 80kg (176.3lbs)

Orbot - Age N/A, 87cm (2′10′‘), 30kg (66.1lbs)

Cubot - Age N/A, 90cm (2′11′‘), 39kg (86lbs)

Zavok - 148 years old, 155cm (5′01′‘), 80kg (146.4lbs)

Zik - 1,036 years old, 61cm (2′00′‘), 8kg (17.6lbs)

Zomom - 133 years old, 170cm (5'07"), 260kg (573.2lbs)

Zazz - 127 years old, 145cm (4'09"), 49 kg (108lbs)

Zeena - 120 years old, 136cm (4'05"), 38kg (83.8lbs)

Zor - 112 years old, 80cm (2′07′‘), 14kg (30.9lbs)

   I’m honestly not a big fan of Cillian Murphy’s Scarecrow. Y’know, the one from The Dark Knight trilogy?

   I dunno, he just didn’t strike me as THE Scarecrow. He seemed more like a copycat criminal mimicking Scarecrow? If that makes sense?

   It seemed like one of those things where ‘the real’ Scarecrow would show up during an end credits scene and fear gas his pretender while proclaiming that Murphy’s Crane was a faker.

   I don’t know why I feel that way about it. That version just rubbed me the wrong way, I guess?

   Maybe its the actor? Don’t get me wrong, his performance was fine, but I don’t look at Murphy and think ‘Yeah, that’s Jonathan Crane’.

made a part 2 since people liked it so much!