You Know How In 'All Dogs Go To Heaven', The Dogs All Have A Watch Or Other Time Piece They Owned In

To be frank, the double standards of the mcu are hilariously ridiculous:

A man who killed people after the loss of his family is evil and deserves to spend the rest of life in solitary confinement

But a man who killed people after the loss of his family was just grieving and made a mistake

The difference? One of them is an avenger

Mind control is an evil thing to do

Wanda can mind control as many people as many times as she wants to, nobody cares

Torture is bad

It's okay if Thor, Mobius or Wanda are the ones doing it

Being mind controlled makes you innocent if your name is Clint Barton

Being stripped of your memories, even if you made a decision to torture and kill people and enjoyed the process, makes you innocent if your name is Mobius

Being tortured and brainwashed and stripped of your memories is just extenuating circumstances if your name is Bucky Barnes (they originally claimed him innocent but then changed their mind in phase 4)

Being tortured, mind controlled and having your memories altered is your own fault and is no excuse, you enjoyed it anyway, if your name is Loki

Slavery is bad

If Valkyrie spends over a thousand years enslaving people and selling them to the Grandmaster with no remorse, well, she is just making money, give her the throne

Kidnapping babies and hurting and using them their entire life is bad (if you're Dreykov)

But Thanos loved Gamora

And Loki is an ungrateful brat for not appreciating Odin

The list goes on, btw

My thoughts on the new Jurassic world movie. (Minor spoilers)

I saw Jurassic world Dominion in IMAX yesterday. One of my favorite dinosaurs made an appearance in the movie and I was super happy to see that! Therizinosaurus, aka, The ‘Freddy Krueger-saurus’.

As for the movie itself, it’s...alright. There were a lot of references to older movies/lore and all, which I appreciated. They also added some ‘more accurate’ depictions of dinosaurs, also appreciated. 

But on its own merit, it was alright.

The plot was a little weak, but honestly, considering what happened in the last movie, I feel there’s very little you can do next without stepping on any toes. (Seeing as dinosaurs on the mainland could probably get old pretty fast, and hybrid dinos were used for the last two world movies so that would most likely be tired by that point.)

I think it was a pretty okay send-off, all things considered.

Though it did kind of feel like they cut out scenes, or shaved off things for the sake of the run time. There were still quite a few things I liked about the movie, I’d probably watch it again, tbh.

All in all...ehh... 5/10

Me, tired brain, waking up: "...You know what would be cool, if I made a youtube video cooking and baking things based on my favorite fictional characters."

Me, realizing I don't have a youtube channel and don't have money for ingredients: "...Oh."

[Spoilers for The Dragon Prince Season 4]

Me, watching the first three episodes: “Wow, the way they’re writing this ‘Terry’ guy can be a little annoying. I don’t think I’m going to like his character very much.”

*Episode 4 happens, Terry has the ‘get a grip’ conversation*

Me: *Raises eyebrow* Go on.

Terry, later: “Everyone saw me as a doe, but I knew I was a buck.” “I chose my name.”

Me, immediately:

What is Vox Machina and why am I suddenly seeing a bunch of random posts about it???

   I watched the animated ‘The Mummy’ series so often as a kid, that I managed to quote the beginning monologue at the start of each episode almost 100% perfectly as soon as I heard it.

   I just saw that it was on Peacock and decided to watch it again for nostalgic reasons. Then as soon as the music kicked in, I managed to quote it along with the narrator almost word for word, lol.

   No doubt, one of my favorite things about ‘The Boy (2016)’ was how much of it was left up to your imagination and interpretation. (Death of the author, ofc. Only keeping the movie itself in mind.)

Major Spoilers for ‘The Boy (2016)’ below

   We got almost no concrete proof for anything the movie tells us about Brahms’ backstory, and what we do know can lead to multiple conclusions about the character.

   The whole ‘he killed Emily’ thing, for instance.    This is something we’re told by Malcom, who prefaces what he says by directly mentioning that this is town gossip. Which is untrue or, at best, only half-true. (Take it from someone who’s lived in a small town and had gossip and rumors spread about me and my loved ones, they’re usually spread with very little of the original context and, usually, turns into ‘I think this happened’ instead of facts, or ends up being a giant game of telephone... or both.)     We get a picture of a girl, showing that there was, in fact, an ‘Emily’ that Brahms knew, but other than that, we get nothing.

   For all we know, Emily could’ve fell and hit her head on a rock, and people started blaming Brahms for it. There’s no concrete evidence proving it either way, and I love it.

   We don’t even know that much about Brahms, really. He’s a craftsman (As seen in the ending scene.), he makes traps (The rat traps everywhere with his initials.), he can make a sandwich, he enjoys having a set schedule, and he can’t live by himself (At least, as far as we know.). ...That’s really all we know besides him being forced into the walls by his parents and being twenty-eight in the film. We also hear that he was apparently ‘Odd’, which, considering his clearly snooty-ish upbringing, could mean a lot of things.

   Why is he acting like a kid? It could be a manipulation tactic, it could be a sign of mental illness, or it could be a coping mechanism. Again, it's up to your interpretation.

   Personally, I see all this and think:     "He’s a traumatized man who’s possibly autistic (Schedule, traps may be a special interest, can’t properly live by himself, etc.), falsely rumored to have murdered his one friend, burned in a fire set by his (possibly ableist) parents, and was gaslit and manipulated into thinking Emily’s death really was his fault."

  But that’s just how I see it, of course.    I imagine there could be many ways someone could interpret the film. (For instance, my sister watched it and came out the other side with: ‘he’s guilty, creepy, and severely in need of psychological help’.) and that’s great, I love it! 

   I wish more ‘horror-ish’ movies did this. Most present horror is jump scares and gore with little to no substance, and while I enjoy a bit of gore here and there, it can be pretty tiring. (Aka: Why I loved ‘The Collector’ but disliked its sequel ‘The Collection’, lol.)

   Idk, I just felt like posting something about the movie, haha.

made a part 2 since people liked it so much!

Sonic characters and their canon ages, weights and heights

Sonic (Modern) - 15 years old, 35kg (77.2lbs), 100cm (3′03′‘)

Sonic (Classic) - 16 (Classic era), unknown weight, 76.5cm (2′05′‘)

Werehog - 15 years old, 60kg (132.2lbs), 125cm (4′01′‘)

Chip/Light Gaia - Age unknown, 5kg (11lbs), 45cm (1′05′‘)

Dr Eggman - Unknown age, 128kg (281.6lbs), 185cm (6′00′‘)

Eggman Nega - Unknown age, 128kg (281.6lbs), 185cm (6′00′‘)

Metal Sonic (Classic) - Age N/A, 125.2kg (275.4lbs), 76.5cm (2′05′‘)

Metal Sonic (Modern) - Age N/A, 125.2kg (275.4lbs), 100cm (3′03′‘)

Tails - 8 years old, 20kg (44.1lbs), 80cm (2′07′‘)

Knuckles - 16 years old, 40kg (88.2lbs), 110cm (3′07′‘)

Amy - 12 years old, SECRET! (Weight), 90cm (2′10′‘)

Shadow - 15 (Physically) Around 50 (Chronologically), 35kg (77.2lbs), 100cm (3′03′‘)

Rouge - 18 years old, unknown weight, 105cm (3′05′‘)

Omega - Age N/A, 1230.512kg (2712.82lbs), 150cm (4'11")

Cream - 6 years old, 12kg (26lbs), 70cm (2′03′‘)

Vanilla - Unknown age, unknown weight, 130cm (4′03′‘)

Emerl - Age N/A, 14kg (30.9lbs), 110cm (3′07′‘)

Gemerl - Age N/A, 110kg (242.5lbs), 110cm (3′07′‘)

Big - 18 years old, 280kg (617lbs), 200cm (6′06′‘)

Froggy - Unknown age, 500g (1.1lbs), unknown height.

Gamma - Age N/A, 825.256kg (1819.378lbs), 215 cm (7'01")

Beta MK II - Age N/A, 1024.256kg (2258lbs),  200cm (6′06′’)

Vector - 20 years old, 200kg (441lbs), 180cm (5′11′‘)

Espio - 16 years old, 36kg (79lbs), 110cm (3′07′‘)

Charmy - 6 years old, 10kg (22lbs), 70cm (2′03′‘)

Mighty - 16 years old, unknown weight, unknown height.

Blaze - 14 years old, unknown weight, 95cm (3′01′‘)

Silver - 14 years old, 35kg (77.2lbs), 100cm (3′03′‘)

Tikal - 14 years old, unknown weight, 95cm (3′01′‘)

Pachacamac - 52 years old, 48kg (106lbs), 115cm (3′09′‘)

Maria Robotnik - 12 years old, 32kg (70lbs), 140cm (4′07′‘)

Gerald Robotnik - Unknown age, 88kg (194lbs), 170cm (5′07′‘)

Biolizard - Age N/A, 19.5m (64ft), 87.5t (192,904lbs)

Marine - 7 years old, 75cm (2′04′‘), unknown weight.

Jet - 14 years old, 100cm (3′03′‘), 33kg (72lbs)

Wave - 18 years old, 110cm (3′07′‘), unknown weight.

Storm - 19 years old, 140cm (4′07′‘), 80kg (176.3lbs)

Orbot - Age N/A, 87cm (2′10′‘), 30kg (66.1lbs)

Cubot - Age N/A, 90cm (2′11′‘), 39kg (86lbs)

Zavok - 148 years old, 155cm (5′01′‘), 80kg (146.4lbs)

Zik - 1,036 years old, 61cm (2′00′‘), 8kg (17.6lbs)

Zomom - 133 years old, 170cm (5'07"), 260kg (573.2lbs)

Zazz - 127 years old, 145cm (4'09"), 49 kg (108lbs)

Zeena - 120 years old, 136cm (4'05"), 38kg (83.8lbs)

Zor - 112 years old, 80cm (2′07′‘), 14kg (30.9lbs)

image of me politely not engaging with an interpretation of a character from my shows which i do not agree with and find to be in slightly poor taste