Jason + Janet + I Love You’s

I'm getting a therapist but like, I don't even know what goes on in my own thoughts half the time o.o

i think the best thing about gen z is their dedication to self care and by this i mean when john mulaney performed at a college and he took a sip of water the crowd would start applauding and someone yelled at him “hydrate before you die-drate” therefor confusing an already confused man even more

Forgive me.

Prompt

Icarus didn’t fall; he turned into an incredible creature. The wings fused into his back and the winds became his best friends. Touching the sun transformed him. The Icarus people knew did die, but a creature of the sun was born. And with the sun child born, the moon child was created.

-Mod Katie @Lovelykat23 on Instagram

Heimlich? Nah fam, it's the J-Thrust

Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back.

Everyone I crush on is a lesbian

Brutal commentary from a video about a guy who was sent to jail because some pig thought Krispy Kreme glaze was meth