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Now all we need is Hera teaching ody how to dance

Once again, for the song "King".

The anger that Odysseus carries is simply palpable, and there's no wonder, but I know that it probably won't be canon, but imagine that at this point he's not being patronized by Athena but by Ares.

In general, if the gods from God Games, as part of penance (especially when it turns out that Athena really is x_x ), wanted to help Odysseus. Ares in the fight, Hephaestus with a new weapon, Aphrodite with controlling his emotions, and Apollo with seeing which of those men in the crowd is his son, so that he can not shoot him. (If Telemachus is there because in the Odyssey he was at sea at that moment)

And let's not forget about Hera who taught Odysseus the victory dance.

I want you to finish up 3!

Ok witch one should I finish up first?

1.

2.

3.

Vote by reblog or something

Here’s a translation:

Monkey king: very nice and all but I’m not for distraction miss

Rin Rin: Rin Rin

Monkey king: I thank you rin rin but you’re delaying me from my mission

Rin Rin: oh… but you saved my life in the river, you did not hesitate to save me. And for that reason, I’m very grateful. Perhaps I could not offer you something of courage, but my heart still beats thanks to you, my monkey king.

monkey king: your heart?

Rin Rin: If it still beats it means I’m still alive

The monkie king and bibi 🌸

I need drawing

Go fuck yourselves maps!

Here’s something else I made, Reblog if you are anti maps

The brainwashed chucky reminds me of Buddi, ngl.

How to show emotions

Part II

How to show happiness

big smile

eyes going wide

corners of the mouth going up

showing teeth

squealing

speaking rapidly

laugh lines appearing

smiling

being animated

direct eye contact

How to show sadness

shoulders slumped

looking down

turning head away

frowning

not seeing properly anymore

slow movements

corners of the mouth going downwards

quivering lips

eyes filled with tears

running nose

breathing fitfully

How to show disgust

wrinkled nose

gagging

eyes narrowing

no eye contact

upper lip pulled up

How to show fear

wide eyes

heart pounding

feeling paralyzed

shaking / clammy hands

trying to close eyes

open mouth

heavy breathing

cold and clammy hands

clenched hands

tensing up

eyesbrows going together

trying to look for an exit

How to show surprise

raised eyebrows

jaw going slack

open mouth

eyes widening

gasp

How to show frustration

groaning

rolling eyes

throwing arms in the air

pacing up and down

huffing

tapping your foot

tapping your fingers

crossing your arms

stomping

checking watch

More: Part I + Part III + Part IV + Part V + Part VI

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I bet Luna is the tumblr sexy lady!

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Story Time PT 1

So I was doing this MAP test at school and I saw this pamphlet about politics and freedom. Now my first thought was that this pamphlet was written by Hamilton, but then I discovered that it was written by Thomas Jefferson. Now that’s even cooler!

How San Lorenzo Affected Puss

Okay so Puss is probably the most traumatized character in the Shrek franchise, especially if you take taopib’s events into account. In this post, we’re going to explore how San Lorenzo affected Puss mentally.

Why Puss Didn’t Value Any of His Lives

In taopib, Puss used to value all his lives. He even valued death. In one of the episodes, Puss says “Oh reaper, you’ve come to take me? Okay, let me just put on my boots first”. Sure, Puss was still arrogant and impulsive, but my point still stands.

After losing San Lorenzo, Puss took everything for granted. He began to brag about how he laughed at the face of death.

Plus Puss did die in the series finale, but managed to quickly enter his second life thanks to Dulcinea. So it’s no wonder why he grew to disrespect Death.

Why Puss Has Trust Issues

Puss was betrayed by both Uli and Jack, 2 people he genuinely cared about. They both manipulated him and put his friends in danger.

So when Puss reunited with Humpty in the first Pib movie, it’s no wonder why he didn’t trust him and forgive him at first. Puss forgave both Jack and Uli and they both stabbed him in the back.

Why Puss Was So Closed Off Puss let himself be vulnerable and make genuine connections in San Lorenzo, and guess what? He then had to leave San Lorenzo and never return there.

This caused Puss to put on a charismatic hero facade to hide how broken he is. Most people know him and love him as the legend, but never Puss.

This also caused Puss to become more aloof and more distant towards others. While he did socialize with others every now and then, he always held them at an arm’s distance.

It’s probably because he’s afraid of losing everybody just like how he lost San Lorenzo.

(This would probably explain why he was initially rude to Perrito too.)

So this post explains why Puss didn’t value any of his lives, has trust issues, and was so closed off. Kitty probably wasn’t kidding when she said Puss needs therapy, because he had the shittiest life out of all the Shrek characters.