Story Time PT 1

well at least nica is getting her revenge on tiffany.

Ok now I’m in a ranting mood…..

I STILL FEEL HORRIBLE FOR NICA! She’s been through hell for her whole life, I feel like Don just loves torturing her character….

And NICA AND TIFFANY……..no no no no……..Just NO….this ship….is TOXIC….I still have no idea where the hell Don was going with this…it came out of nowhere…..like seriously…..like was Tiffany bored of Chucky? And was like….what the hell. If anything Nica’s like her play thing…and I find it downright awful.

Tiffany even treats her like a doll, dressing her up, making her watch Jennifer Tilly moves and when she’s done she puts her in a damn closet…

I feel so bad for the twins…..I’m Glad that their happy now back together again but I miss them…..

I hated Tiffany’s character throughout the series’s and I was just so done…..for Bride she was this strong independent woman who don’t take shit from no one…but in the series all that went down the drain with her….”obsession” I just made no sense to me at all.

Ok also if they want good representation they had all the opportunities to do that with Jake and Devon BUT NO they had to keep showing this downright abusive relationship between Nica and Tiffany.

When Devil Came Out To Mike, Gabe and Raph and told them about his relationship with dice

Devil: Ok guys, it turns out I’m pans Raphael: Ok Lucifer, that’s wonderful Gabriel: Hmm, okay Michael: Good for you Lucifer Devil: Woah! You guys don’t mind at all? That’s pretty surprising, especially for you Michael Devil: Devil, dragging king dice: So anyways meet my boyfriend, King Dice. Raphael, internally: *Devildice shipper noises* Gabriel: Lucifer, what the fu- Michael: Y’know what, I’m not even surprised

tbh, I was thinking other ways how reuel would fall. Remember my 2 questions about devil and dice had a child? What if Reuel fell so his cousin or Dinah would live. That sounds like something he’d actually do.

Okay, here is another interesting question…this time it’s about Reuel. What would happen if he ended up slowly becoming corrupted and possibly ended up exiled to hell. How would Samael and Luciel react? Would they try talking to him? Hiding him or end up turning their backs against him?

First of all:

Okay to answer that:

Y'see, there's this one super cool uncle that reuel has down in hell called 'Lucifer' that would become his new guardian if he had to be sent away to hell :)

However it wouldn't be an easy thing for any of them, now would it- his parents would be devastated and Devil inconvenienced haha, but he'd agree to take care of his favourite nephew

Okay but before that, if they notice he's going a bit rogue obviously they'll try and talk him out of any bad behaviour, or punish him for it which might end up making things worse- seems like heaven hasn't learned by now haha, I imagine that the most likely reason for him to be sent away would be due to him not coping well with having a baby sibling after he/she is born? Maybe. He'd be too jealous or something like that which would turn him a bit rebellious, yea that's an idea. But I'm not allowing this to happen outside of hypotheticals >:O

Forgot about this pic before lol

Story Time Pt 2

When I was at school, I read a story about civil rights. That was written by Thomas Paine.

So because tumblr won't allow me to ask @frosted-night a question, I'll just post this and hope he reblogs. Some people think Krampus is the son of Hel, the norse goddess of death. Krampus may be related to a fucking norse god, making him more op than both pitch and mim. What do you think is North's reaction when he found out that Krampus' mother is Hel? Oh and if krampus isn't related to hel whatsoever, how did krampus get people to think he's Hel's son?

FUN FACT

In the comics, Squirrel Girl can beat Deadpool’s ass. Imagine Deadpool made more appearances in Ultimate Spider-Man and he met squirrel girl.

Yeah, I would definitely accept

reblog for larger sample size :)

Since I’m a normal person and this idea would not leave my head, I spend the whole afternoon making a Shrek’s world map with all the places we see in the full Shrek’s franchise (including Puss in Boots spinoffs)

It’s obviously derivative from our world. I tried to make it make sense between what the places look like in the movies and the travelling the characters seems to be doing between each places.

The places Shrek goes to looks like western europe/USA inspired, while Puss in Boots movies and series looks like a mix between Spain, south of US, and Mexico, so I tried to blend all the inspirations.

Feel free to comment of stuff that doesn’t make sense or I might have missed.

oh my god, yass. Bring my boy Tyler back!

My low emphatic ass is just gonna say it….I really don’t care what happens to Caroline this season…..That girl is already to far gone anyway…..

And I’m secret hoping Tyler makes a cameo…Ya know since he was in the military boot camp he became a member of the secret service.

And I’m praying Mrs. Fairchild isn’t Tiffany’s first kid….Because they mad Tiffany an original redhead (that ain’t cannon in my AU)….I thought it was to make sense for the twins having red hair since I saw some people complain that it makes no sense that the twins inherited the red hair from Chuck….But if ya think about it Tiffany didn’t give birth to the twins, Jennifer Tilly did. Meaning that they wouldn’t get the red hair from Tilly. So….

Yeah I ain’t gonna be happy if that’s the route they go with…there’s already WAY to many characters and I don’t wanna add another story line to an already fumbling story….

AND THEY DID NICA SO DIRTY legit gave this woman one scene in the trailer. And seriously The White House? I would have much rather it take place at a prison! And Tyler could comeback as a guard or something. Chucky would keep Tiffany in hell, making the murders point to her and just adding up her life sentences….Or something! But the damn White House!?

Okay, but evil puss is underrated af. He’s pretty mush the second most menacing villain of taopib.

Made an edit of this evil little gato. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQgKBx0TXhI