Look At My Pasta. Thanks To My Dad. He Really Slayed The Birthday Gifts.

There’s a girl in my class who said “I’ve been trying to force myself to like matcha”

WHAT TYPE OF NEUROTYPICAL BS IS THIS!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, DONT DRINK IT!!!

Tw: rant

I love people who try to comfort me when I’m dysphoric but saying shit like you’ll be on t soon or at least you are almost able to get top surgery is not very helpful. Or when people say that once I’m on t it will be better.

I have gender dysphoria, lots of the stuff I’m dysphoric about won’t be fixed when I go on t. Being on t won’t change my interest, being on t won’t change that I’m hyper verbal. Being on t won’t change the size of my hands or my feet

Being on t won’t change that all my friends are either gay or women.

Does any of this stuff make sense to make me dysphoric, no, but it does and saying that going on t will solve the problem is wrong.

For any other trans people (or people who can’t shower some days for any other reason) here is my “if I take of these underwear/clothes I will literally have a meltdown” hygiene routine

1- wet hair completely with spray bottle: I have very curly hair so it’s easiest to style when wet. I wet my hair using a spray bottle and brush it out

2- style hair: once my hair is wet I like to put my product in. On days like this it’s not feasible for me to wash my hair so I go straight to styling

3- wash body: I use a two face cloth method. One with soap which is to clean any sweat producing areas (armpits, underboob, behind knees, etc.) then one with cold water to wipe off the soap and clean the rest of my body

4- deodorant: I already use deodorant at night and in the morning but when I don’t shower it’s extremely important. Try to find one that says like “72 hour protection” our “long lasting” for at night.

5- wash feet: I tend to walk bear foot as often as possible so my feet get pretty dirty so I like to wash them as well with soap

6- moisturizer: I use various moisturizers in order to help my skin and body after such rough treatment. Vaseline anywhere that was already dry before and lips, Nivea cream on hands (and my knees if they feel dry), a facial moisturizer on my face, hand lotion on any other part of my body that I feel needs it

7- dental hygiene: I have worked my dental hygiene into my routine with my showers so I do it after I’m done cleaning my body.

My grandma fixed my bag and added a pocket :)

PSA: if something helps you to function, other people have zero right to make fun off you.

If bringing a teddy bear with you help you to cope, bring it with you

If you watch shows that are “meant for children” because they comfort you, then keep on watching them because other people don’t have a say

This PSA is brought to you by present Fae and meant for future Fae

“I could not stay right here for a bootty call” @grey-loves-dragons

Pomegranate is fucked up.

That does not say pomegranate, that says Pom-é-gra-nah-té

I think it should be spelt pomagranat

1 rose has a carbon emissions of 1.8. One banana has a carbon emissions of 0.11.

Don’t buy roses, BUY BANANAS!!!!

T-minus two days till hell, sorry I mean exams, start!

4 exams out of four blocks

Somebody will need to come and move my body by the end of the week so that I don’t shut down