I Just Saw Someone Wearing A Boot On A Dirt Bike?!?!?!

I hate when I realize I don’t know how to do something but I’m too old to ask. Like, I didn’t know I had to wash my sheets till a couple months ago

I don’t know how to make an outfit

I don’t know how to do laundry (I kinda just guess)

On that point I also don’t know how to fold laundry ( I just kinda guess on that one as well)

I don’t even know what else I don’t know because I don’t know it!?!?!?!?

Life’s a dance, you learn as you go, sometimes you lead, sometimes you follow

-John Micheal Montgomery

What movie should I force my bestie ( @grey-loves-vikings ) to watch with me for my birthday today!

We might watch multiple because MOVIES!!!

Happy birthday to me!!!

Head canon: ambition gremlins are all Aro ace and there are other gremlins in Human Resources but the ones that are ambition gremlins get the job because they are Aro ace so they don’t even want to focus on sex or romance

Not the testosterone slowly upping my sex drive and maybe pushing me of the ace spectrum.

How will I be triple threat

A double threat doesn’t sound as cool

Just anxiety and aromantic :(

Also any non asexuals want to explain hot Iness because I’m not completely sure that that’s what’s going on.

I fear BBNO$ has slayed again with antidepressants

If they don’t come to somewhere near me I will LOOSE MY MIND.

BRIAN. COME TO *my location* OR ILL STEAL ALL YOUR HOT DOG BUNS

BRIAN I AM NOT PLAYING AROUND GIVE ME THE FUCKING TOUR DATES OR ELSE IM EATING ALL THE HOT DOGS IN THE WORLD

Sleeping in my own bed, never

Sleeping on my grandmas couch or in her spare bed, YESSSSSS

Kevin smith you are a wonderful man!