Faelovesthings - Fae

Everything hurts. All my joints hurt and I have a blinding headache. Aaaaaaaaaaa

Latest list of why I can’t sleep

- too overwhelmed about getting a present from bestie

-weighted blanket is too heavy and not heavy enough at the same time

-Decided I didn’t want to take my sleeping meds because I want to wake up early tomorrow

-my fish are upstairs

- I’m hungry

-I’m thirsty

- I realized I’ll have to eat and drink tomorrow and it’s icky

PSA: if something helps you to function, other people have zero right to make fun off you.

If bringing a teddy bear with you help you to cope, bring it with you

If you watch shows that are “meant for children” because they comfort you, then keep on watching them because other people don’t have a say

This PSA is brought to you by present Fae and meant for future Fae

How do you cope with not being able to do your sport anymore?

Who ever is on this fucking bus and is wearing perfume, maybe don’t be on a bus. Nobody likes it when we can smell your perfume from 20km away

Here’s my thought on the type of magical beings in bureau of magical things:

As we know, they exist. In the series they mention; trolls, tree nymphs, mermaids, gnomes, goblins, Minotaurs, ogres, pixies, dragons, and hobgoblins.

Now my theory is that these all fall into three categories

1: things that are sub categories of fairy/elf

2:things that are “accidents”

3: things that don’t exist

For group one these are things that are very similar to a fairy or an elf. For example pixies, and tree nymphs, gnomes

Group two are things that aren’t supposed to exist and happened through some magical accident. These would be like the minautaur, dragon and mermaids,

And group three would be creatures that are only mentioned as insults. It would be the same way we would use those as insults. If you call someone an ogre it’s an insult even though ogres don’t exist. Some of these would be ogres and trolls, goblins and hobgoblins

Qpr‘s are different for everyone?

No, all Qpp want to have a wedding with a tub of Vaseline as the officient /j

Sometimes you gotta indoctrinate your bestie into loving Kevin smith and that is just a sacrifice I have to make

@grey-loves-vikings

Day one of exam week complete!

Brain be like:

Oh, someone didn’t answer you after 5 minutes so obviously they hate me

Like no they don’t🙄