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Daily drawing practice day 890 (9/5/24)

Tried to redesign Dread's Metroid Suit to make it look more like an adult metroid, accidentally made Dark Samus.

sammy and her baby

dread sammy comm

samus the protector of space pride

the girlfriend in question:

sammy and her funny son

taking after her dad

Samus and the baby

replaying metroid dread

samus after blowing up planet viewros

hey so, some time ago I found a piece of Samus art showing her reacting with despair to a 23andMe letter showing that she's got British heritage, and the art style heavily resembles yours, but I can't find it in your Samus or Metroid tags on your blog, and there's no signature on the art, anyway does that at all sound familiar to you?

this was indeed me

samus x gandrayda doodles

updated version/redraw of a samus piece i did last year! keep on stretchin! no abberation + closeup under the cut

useless lesbian and her beloved children

Samus DNA test

reflection

ahhh my metroid dna is acting up ahhhh it’s making me want to kiss girls

A re-imagining of Samus Aran, of what if her Chozo and Metroid DNA was more prevalent in effecting her physical appearance.

This was a commissioned piece of art by the wonderful @hoshizoralone!

samus’s dating woes

Samus Aran 💕

When you’re a genetic mess but at least women like your muscles 💪

Encyclopedia Bullshitica is now for sale through Barnes and Noble!

The first facts-i-just-made-up book can now be purchased through Barnes and Noble here. It's still available directly from Lulu.com, where I get about $7 per copy, but but Barnes and Noble can order it to any of their stores if that's helpful or more convenient.

If you like the blog, please check it out!

Slowmo rain

Splishysplashy

I told a year seven friend I listen to Hatsume Miku and they asked why I would want to listen to an AI.

They aren't my friend anymore

Ah yes. Cookie birth. Soon to get... Covered in frosting... How many baking terms sound kinda raunchy?

pure vanilla and gingerbrave sugar cookies before baking

and after baking

“Autism doesn’t cause low empathy! In fact we’re all just hyperempathetic we’re not bad peo-“

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP.

There’s a few things going on with this statement.

1. Assuming that low empathy makes someone a bad person. It does not. Actions are what matter, not empathy levels.

2. Demonizing autistic people whose low/no empathy they attribute to their autism. Autism fundamentally impacts the way you interact with the world, others, and yourself. That includes empathy.

Anyway I love you people with low/no empathy this is a safe space for you <3

Signed,

A very pissed off autistic person with fluctuating empathy levels

not to brag but I feel pretty bad right now. in reality, things in my life are going completely fine, but I have developed the power to feel bad regardless of my circumstances. I have a powerful mind, and it allows me to do this

AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

Hotboxing but it's just all 3 of us are autistic and none of us are on drugs

"Ain't that a dock of the cock" might work better?

I have seen... Many things.

So many.

aint that just a suck in the dick

Alfredo + pesto is amazing!

important question: what sauce is the best for pasta

be as nuanced or vague as you see fit

anything counts as a sauce

Alfredo