Samus’s Dating Woes

Randomizers

How to make a beloved game more replayable: Stick it in a blender and try to play whatever comes out.

Still not good enough? Mix in another game or two!

GitHub

GitHub - TheTrackerCouncil/SMZ3Randomizer: Tracker presents: a casual standalone version of the Super Metroid & A Link to the Past Crossover

Tracker presents: a casual standalone version of the Super Metroid & A Link to the Past Crossover Randomizer with built-in automatic ite

Pokemon randomizers make it harder to metagame your way past stuff, you end up having to actually play, this and other fusion randomizers turn games into much more involved things.

Imagine playing chess to determine which spaces your checkers can move on another board, all to figure out who gets to go next at jenga.

MIX ALL THE THINGS

replaying metroid dread

Ohh, so I was looking at my storage and found these! I originally shared them on twitter before yeeting the platform. Anyway, feel free to use! Art memes for your oc :D

Three weeks later, I'm lounging on the beach of an incredibly far away island, reading about how the kingdom collapsed basically instantaneously because the "new guy" they hired couldn't sanctify the literal hellgates across the entirety of the kingdom. The ones they originally hired my sect to pacify and draw magic from.

At least the new kingdom isn't trying to load all of that onto a single clergy member. Better benefits too.

You were unlike the saints and saintesses of other nations. You granted no miracles, and didn't heal any illnesses. They didn’t know when they banished you in favor of a new saint that you had been pouring every fiber of your being into a blessing of protection for the nation your entire life.

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

i would like samus to look a bit monster-y in the metroid suit. fangs to match.

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

Psychic powers include the ability to read your mind😌🏳️‍⚧️

I can feel my ability to speak clearlyb just. Disintegrating. As I get drawn ever more into Tumblr.

Which is a problem because I'm also trying to do creative writing/fanfiction stuff.

So my writing keeps flip-flopping between-

"Neurodivergent avid reader with ALL the words memorized"

and

"Plant gremlin go yoinky the trash"