⚬ Pairing: Prince!seokmin X Fem!reader ⚬ Word Count: 12,690 ⚬ Warnings: none. ⚬ Genre: Enemies

autumnal asks

lantern - how did you meet your best friend? What were your first impressions of each other?

frost - if you could give some advice to your younger self, what would you say?

maple - is there a hobby / skill that you’ve always wanted to try but never did?

harvest - what fictional character do you most identify with? Why?

fireside - if you had your dream wardrobe, what would it look like?

cider - a food that you disliked as a child but now enjoy?

amber - share an unpopular opinion that you may have.

fog - how well do you think you’d do in a zombie apocalypse scenario?

jack-o-lantern - if you could look like any celebrity, who would you choose?

spice - have you ever encountered a house that you believed to be haunted?

orchard - share one thing that you’d like to happen this autumn.

crow - which school subject do you wish you had an aptitude for?

bonfire - describe your dream house.

cinnamon - if you had to live in a time period different than the present, which would you choose and where?

cobweb - (if you’ve graduated) do you miss high school?

cranberry - what’s one physical feature that you get complimented on?

maize - share the weirdest encounter you’ve had with a stranger on the street.

quilt - how do you take your tea (or coffee)?

pumpkin - do you think that humans are inherently good or bad?

moonlit - are you a neat or messy person? Is your room / house orderly?

flannel - have you ever gone on a bad date? 

cocoa - if you could have any type of hair, what colour and cut would you have?

ghost - is there someone that you miss having in your life?

this.

you know what’s really irritating

when male academics constantly refer to men by their surnames and women by their first names

like you’d never go to a lecture expecting shakespeare to be referred to as “william” but it’s not at all uncommon to sit through an entire lecture in which jane austen is referred to constantly as “jane”

it’s such a petty thing but it just really rubs me the wrong way, like it has a real suggestion of respect and admiration/lack thereof

The Signs as Unexplained Feelings

Aries: Rubatosis- The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat.

Taurus: Altschmerz- The weariness from the same old issue you've always had.

Gemini: Adronitis- The frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.

Cancer: Kuebiko- The state of exhaustion inspired by senseless acts of violence.

Leo: Kenopsia- An eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but now is abandoned and quiet.

Virgo: Ellipism- The sadness from never knowing your destiny.

Libra: Occhiolism- The awareness of the smallness of your perspective.

Scorpio: Exluanis- The tendency to give up talking about an experience because others are unable to relate to it.

Sagittarius: Onism- The frustration of being stuck in one body that inhabits only one place at a time.

Capricorn: Lacheism- The desire to be struck by disaster.

Aquarius: Nodus Tollens- The realization that the plot of your life doesn't make sense to you anymore.

Pisces: Mauerbauertraurigkeit- The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends and family.

happy pride month to whatever the fuck the literal human incarnation of a guard dog and that fucking ginger have going on and to THEM ONLY !!

Simon Alexandre-Clement Denis - Study of Clouds with a Sunset near Rome (detail)

Friends to lovers prompts please?

Friends - To - Lovers AUs

“I can’t keep doing this!”“Doing what?”“That’s exactly what I’m talking about. I can’t keep ignoring what we have.”

“I refuse to go from being friends from one minute to your lover the next. It’s tearing me up inside.”

I’m sorry. But I can’t stand watching you with them, they’re not good enough for you.

I can’t believe I’m lucky enough to have fallen in love with my best friend.

I was having a really shitty day and you turned up at my house with all my favourite foods and just said all the right things. Wow, why have I never seen you this way before?

It makes me feel sick to my stomach listening to you coo over your new partner. And the worst part is that I have to smile and nod like it’s not killing me inside. 

Something happened and we agreed to never discuss it again. For the past two months, you keep trying to bring it up but I shut you down every time. I don’t want to ruin what we have. 

“I’m a little bit nervous. I’ve rehearsed this in my head a lot and I just didn’t think I’d have the chance to say it.”“Well, why don’t you let me talk?”

“You knew? All this time you watched me get nervous and flustered and embarrass myself in front of you and you knew? Do you know how many times I laid in bed regretting every embarrassing thing I had said?

I only found out you were in love with me because your mum let it slip over dinner; and seriously??? you’ve loved me for that long?

This is possibly the worst way for you to have found out and I’m never going to live this down.

I didn’t have a date to prom so I joked that we should go together, I wasn’t actually expecting you to show up on the night in a dress/tux with flowers and a limousine??? you really went all out?

“so are you guys friends?”“yes.. no! yes — no. yes. it’s just complicated right now.”

You refused to tell me who your crush is so when you went to the bathroom I decided to read your diary because, as your best friend, I deserve to know. haha, I’m gonna find out who your crush i— holy shit, it’s me.

now that I know you have a crush on me, I’ve been debating whether to bring it up for the last half an hour and analysing every little thing you do and Jesus Christ, I don’t know if I can wait before you tell me.

“Let’s just pretend this never happened.”

“I’m not okay with just pretending.”

I never would’ve played that game of Spin the Bottle if I knew it’d change everything so much.

“It was just a game. It didn’t mean anything.”“It did to me.”

“No, we’re not dating. Why would you think we were?”“Have you seen each other together? Strangers probably think you’re married!”

Yeah, so I had a dream about you once and I keep thinking about what it’d be like if that was a reality.

Is that what my subconscious has been thinking about this whole time?

We’ve known each other for years and I can count on my fingers the number of awkward silences we’ve had. Why has that suddenly changed?

Ok, maybe talking about whether fish have feet would’ve been acceptable when we were friends but I think it’s just considered weird as a couple.

We never touch each other so when you patted my arm lightheartedly, I literally think my heart leapt out of my chest and danced. Please do that again.

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- Jess

Funny how y'all mfs posting paragraphs about Sulli and how mental health is important, how hate affects idols irl are the same fucking hypocrites who went on their keyboards and wrote/spread real hate about someone on their birthday to the point where the hate for him was deadass trending in his own homecountry.

What do y'all think that idols don’t see the hate? Multiple idols time and time again have said that cyber bullying is what affects them the most and makes them insecure and what not but all you insensitive assholes get up on twitter everyday and treat these real people like absolute shit just cause you can and then when something like this happens y'all are the first ones who have stuff to preach.

It’s the same vicious fucking cycle. All of kpop twitter will be making tweets about not being mean to idols anymore but i’ll give it a few days and y’all will be right back to bullying them relentlessly ruthlessly nonstop just for the fucking fun of it. Y’all do not care so don’t pretend like you do. Your hypocrisy is a damnation to the people we’ve lost cause of shitheads like you. The way kpop twitter joined hands just yesterday to hate on a person on his birthday just cause you fucking could and now you get up on Twitter to talk about how online hate affects a persons mental health. Nah, fuck you. Fuck you real bad.

Y'all motherfucking hypocrites for preaching about not spreading hate for idols today when it was some of you filthy people who went out of their way yesterday just to hate on someone for have been born? Fuck you and your double standards. People like Jonghyun and Sulli are never the problem, motherfuckers like YOU are and that’s that on that.

The specific fandoms who targeted him on his very birthday yesterday and made a whole hate hashtag trend against him, ya’ll know who you are; X1, EXO, MonstaX, NCT fans. It’s people like YOU who cause things like this. If y’all don’t want your name to be dragged through dust then learn to be decent human beings. 

Y'all ashamed? Y'all motherfuckers should be!