JUST NOTICED BUTTONS IS ON A LEASH LMAO

Freaks 😔

Percival: I'm asking for your permission to date your brother, Newt.

Theseus: What is this? The dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can't. Beat me in a duel!

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

Bow: Hey Adora, you seem down! What's wrong?

Adora: It's just Catra's death traps.

Bow: Yeah, those were stressful-

Adora: They're so impersonal now!

Bow:

Adora: I mean, an electrified floor? One of my powers is absorbing energy! She forgot one of my powers! Where's the fear? The psychological torment?

[Bow takes a step back but Adora grabs him by the shoulders]

Adora: It was bad enough when she hated me, but what if she doesn't care at all?!

Bow:

Bow: I'm not qualified to handle this level of gay drama

It makes me angry how cute the baby seal is. Absolutely furious and shaking with rage.

Rescued baby seal’s first swim lesson

(via)

you GOOD MORNING gandalf? you good morning him like he is selling buttons at the door? oh! oh! adventure for hobbit! adventure for hobbit for Thirteen Months!

I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me

this is my favorite warrior cats quote 

Can a dog have two masters?