Percival: I'm Asking For Your Permission To Date Your Brother, Newt.

meow meow

a place where someone loves you — neil hilborn

"Jaskier teaches the Witchers how to accept affection and soft touches" headcanons are so 2020, and they always paint the Witchers as inept, uncivilised or animalistic. Silly, stupid Witcher can't do the most basic, human thing, and that is to show love. It leaves a bitter taste in my mouth and I wish it was relegated to early naïve fandom where it belongs.

How about the Witchers showing Jaskier what real love looks like - platonic and romantic? Jaskier has a superficial understanding built from fantasy, yet it's still somehow chained to the requirements of his society and background. Jaskier doesn't know how to love in any way other than how his society has taught him is acceptable, and he leaves broken hearts in his wake because he can't even do that bit right.

I think it's time to explore how Witchers know damn well how to express affection between themselves, but humans are just a whole different ball game. Humans are unreliable, flighty, mired in politics and societal prejudices that Witchers simply Do Not have space for. Witchers know the meaning of love and they know the meaning of loss, which makes their love for each other all the more powerful.

I'm going to love you even though I know I could lose you tomorrow, because life is short, and cruel, and you're a light in the darkness.

Geralt, Eskel and Lambert embrace readily. They express fondness for each other. They rough house, drink and laugh. Depending on what you ship, it's plausible their first intimate experiences were with each other. Because who else are you going to explore that with in a deadly military boot camp where you're treated as less than dirt? Where there's every likelihood that the only soft touch you get is a forehead bonk under threadbare covers?

They all have a complex relationship with Vesemir, but the foundation? It's love. Be that fatherly, or as a mentor, or respect as a fellow Witcher.

Witchers know how to love. They love fiercely, readily, and in their own way. But you have to earn it.

I just want Vi to get slapped around a bit by hot dominant women (cough cough Caitlyn). I think that would fix her.

When you watch the movie for the hot middle aged actor you have a crush on

Let the sky faaaaaaaall When it crumbleeeeees We will stand taaaaaaaaaaaaall Face it all togetheeeer…

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A 12 million year old crab was hiding in this rock

uuuuh saw the movie, here's some obligatory *muah muah stab stab* fanart❤️🔥💛... See all

logan's two little hair tufts make him look like a meow meow :)

once again thinking about my favourite kittycat-man

one time wade accidentally spooks him (makes a sudden loud noise in an understimulated audhd-way, because they've been sitting in silence while logan is calmly reading and he's obviously very chill and wade doesn't want to interrupt but GOD he is gonna exPLODE unless he makes NOISE, and as soon as he THINKS about screaming to give himself some audial/verbal stimulation, it just impulsively HAPPENS)

and by the time he's peeled logan off the ceiling and apologised

he has to bite his tongue to stop laughing because ALL of logan's fur is standing on end...