The Doctor Is Clearly Still Traumatised By Jackie Slapping Him 6 Regenerations Ago

imagine you met like harry styles or whatever irl and he was actually like a good person and kinda cool and the only morally decent person around, and he fought valiantly to save your life. and you found yourself falling for him as he reached his hand out to connect you to humanity for the first time after being literally bubbled for so long in your own little world. and then you sic your killer iphone on him and it jfks his head. thats crazy.

Sounds like fun

But without the context they are funnier

im going to put you in the same airplane as joseph jostar for this

YOU JUST DID THIS LMAO

omw to send a random picture to the group chat bc i want to talk to them but don't know what to say

my favorite sopping wet beast

Hello

being jotaro kujo must have been insane. you are 17 years old. one day you wake up and a purple ghost is haunting you. all it does is punch people and get you beer. you lock yourself into jail. all the prisoners are scared of you. your xenophobic american grandpa shows up with his psychic egyptian friend and tells you you need to kill your bisexual vampire half-great-grunkle to save your mother. suddenly, you're on the worst road trip in the history of mankind with a frenchman, a dog, an autistic nerd, a psychic, and your xenophobic grandpa with a metal hand. you have to fight an orangutan, a cowboy, a baby, a falcon, and the sun, all in the span of 60 days. all of your friends die

Every time

someone: [describes an insane, death-defying situation that apparently is the only option to get the outcome they need]

benji: oh that’s not that bad! ethan can do it!

ethan: i can??

Jotaro and his fit

OK CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE NEW DW EPISODE BECAUSE IT WAS SO GOOD BUT ALSO WHAT

started the asoiaf series. why were jon and tyrion literally in the trauma olympics