I Should Figure Out How To Homebrew White Monster Actually

Happy trans day of visibility to all who celebrate! I will not be very visible today because I am infact confined to my bed like a Victorian child due to The Horrors (chronic illness relentlessly kicking my ass). Wishing joyous adventures and love to all, and crazy slutty t4t sex to all who participate <3

Do you think urban fantasy settings have porn discourse? Like all the races have different ideas of what they find appealing and how it should be presented. Drarves mostly write erotic literature in runes and you would not believe how slow burn that shit can get. You're five volumes in before the two main characters figure out each others' genders and realise that they may be attracted to each other.

Orcs don't really do narrative arts, they figured out advanced chemistry before writing, and they manufacture perfumes specifically meant to mimic the scent of an orc in heat and then jack off to the smell. Having an orc roommate in college is unbearable.

Gnome porn is unspeakable. Do not speak of gnome porn.

Elvish porn, regardless of media type, features more humans than the uninitiated would expect. This is largely because elvish mating customs are just as slow-paced as those of dwarves, so the myth of humans as wildly promiscuous hypersexual turbosluts is somewhat based in reality: the culture shock that elves often encounter in mixed relationships, where the human partner whom they have been appropriately courting in a perfectly respectable way all of a sudden throws all propriety in the wind and goes "hey we've been together for ten years, do you want to see my tits while they're still this good?"

eddie wrapped his v-day present himself this year 💝

"passive egression" Rough anim loop

I’m gay because of whatever Spike, Drusilla and Angel were doing on my screen at a formative age.

I’m also a masochist for the same reason!

My boy builds coffins

ok what’s your florence + the machine song. mine is rabbit heart (raise it up)<3

I would do anything to watch Mike Flanagans creations for the first time again

Midnight Mass, Book VII: Revelation

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR as BUFFY SUMMERS BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 2.12 "Bad Eggs"

This is literally this entire website in a nutshell

“ perverts “ — filet crochet by me