Eddie Wrapped His V-day Present Himself This Year 💝

The sexiest thing someone could say to me is “I found a printer that always works and I’m gonna buy it for you”. Im dead fucking serious. I will lick n suck on you for two thousand years if you give me a printer that isn’t fucking evil and possessed.

I really need to stop being a fucking bitch and start the medical transition I’ve been salivating at the thought of for 7 years

The fearmongering around medical transition for transmascs will never not be upsetting to me.

“you’re gonna look ugly as a man” “but you’re such a pretty girl, don’t change that” Wrong. You will look different after T, but you will look happy. You will probably grow hair and gain weight and look pretty different, and none of that is bad or makes you less desirable. You are going to look like you and that’s all that matters.

“T makes you angry” “you’re gonna be a scary man i won’t feel safe around you” Wrong. Testosterone does not “make” you angry. Messing with your hormones will mess with your emotions for sure, but you will not immediately become some scary predator when you start T. Being a man/masculine does not make you a threat, a predator, or inherently angry. That’s radfem shit.

“bottom growth is gross” “no one will want you with bottom growth” Wrong. Bottom growth is cool and a LOT of guys end up loving theirs a lot more than they thought they would. For a lot of people it is a desirable trait, there are people who find bottom growth hot and attractive. And! If you’re sure you don’t want it there’s things you can do to work around that, just talk to your provider.

“bottom surgery is super painful and not worth it” First off, call it phalloplasty, because that’s what you’re talking about. Second, yes it’s painful, it’s surgery. There are risks to it and complications can happen, but that’s true of any surgery. Phallo might not be for you, but it is life saving care for other folks. It is beautiful and should be talked about as life saving care and not as some afterthought thing that no one actually does.

Being transmasculine is a beautiful thing. Transitioning medically is not something every trans person wants, but if you notice yourself holding back for the reasons i’ve listed above (or similar) maybe reconsider.

fuck you. [breaks you down into your base elements and deletes them one at a time]

Lesbian Subaru ads from the mid 90s/early 2000s

A couple of years ago I discovered this beautiful, largely queer, arthouse porn and fetish site- and then I forgot the name. I have spent actual years thinking about some of the films, trying to find it again, AND I HAVEJUST FOUND IT. so shout out to a four chambered heart!! I have been SEARCHING for you and I’m so glad to be back.

pony boy

Howl’s Moving Castle lava lamp with emo Howl as the lava

I wanted more than life could ever grant me

i should figure out how to homebrew white monster actually

Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.