“i’m Straight” The Straight:

If/when you’re taking requests I’d love more green alien bilbo. Hes my everything

Had this from the last days of a past year, so I can just put it as an answer to your ask xD Frodo's here too!

Old man yaoi rising, toxic yuri sun, transgender werewolf moon.

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

One day I will successfully find my holy grail item for a reasonable price in decent condition, and I will win the eBay bidding war and everything will be right in the world.

This is the prayer I repeat daily whilst scouring the internet.

No one can know what the item is until it has been successfully purchased and integrated into my chamber, for I do not trust anyone with this information! It is a rare and sought after gem and it must be claimed by myself before I can reveal its beauty to the masses!!

like obviously i am emotionally invested in buddie going canon from like, a character/story perspective but from a 'got a degree in sociology, has been on tumblr since 2012, was once a superwholocker' perspective, i am FAR more invested this shit is delightful and fASCINATING. despite all the shit in the world, despite the backlash towards LGBTQ people happening right now, there is a major network television show that already made one half of a m/m fan ship canonically bi, had him fuck a (different) man, and is now poised to make the pairing canon after more than SEVEN SEASONS OF SLOWBURN. like: they are a pairing that started as a classic wink-nudge jokey queerbait, possibly nearly went canon years ago before that was shutdown, but now it is HAPPENING. and no, i'm not here for arguments that it isn't. i know better than is good for me, what queerbaiting looks like, and it DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THIS. i have been in like 15 different shipwars for queerbaited pairings. I am that fan who once went up to the showrunner of OUAT in a restaurant to tell him, personally, to his face, that queer fans like me deserved better. and now, eight years after that incident, the queer fans of an ABC tv show might just be getting that 'better'. like. what the fuck. how did we get here?

this is a phenomenon that has literally never happened once on live action american television, and we are all watching it unfold, whether actively or via the persistent ubiquity of fandom osmosis and i am studying this show and TPTB and the actors and the fans like BUGS

“is hannibal… in love with me?” bitch arent you a profiler

The perfect daughter

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

Le Monocle, lesbian bar in Paris, circa early 1930s