Wymack: Neil Please, For The Love Of God Don’t Start Anything With Riko Tonight

Love Is Blind Season 2, Episode 4 is just turning into Nick’s commentary track. Every 5 seconds they’re flashing to this dude and I love it. He is just a dude hanging out and missing his gf so resorting to gossip. Then in ep 5, first thing he does is fill Danielle in on everything she missed. I love them so much

Edit: I am so quickly wrong she is so mad instantly. This is not great. Oh no oh no oh no

Edit 2: OH GOD ITS GETTING WORSE. THE WEIRD PLAYLIST IS GOIN

Me in the dentist’s office when all my normal person clothes are dirty:

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

“this sets a bad precedent people are gonna start going up to comedians and punching them during their routines” promise?

angel in space who falls in love with an astronaut floating out in the void, not realizing they've been dead for years out there nor comprehending what death even is. is that anything

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gonna go kill my elf 🤣🤣🤣

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man what the fuck

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i just got kicked ouit of the reindeer games again 😢

🧝‍♀️ toytiner93713943 Follow

holy shit santa just stabbed my coworker

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i baked some cookies 🍪👩‍🍳😊😋

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just bullied some freak with a red nose LMFAOOOOO 😂

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my god theres blood everywhere

⚠️SPIDER-MAN NO WAY HOME SPOILERS⚠️

Peter: wth how’d you catch that brick

Matt:

*mouth fart noise* 🤷

You know a marvel movie/show is getting serious when someone puts a ball cap on. Marc and Steven are going into deep cover. I don’t even know who this man is

bottoms text posts (pt. 1?)