Angel In Space Who Falls In Love With An Astronaut Floating Out In The Void, Not Realizing They've Been

Neil Josten and Kevin Day relating the most traumatic events to murder lacrosse:

I’m probably gonna get a lot of flack for this, but I could not possibly care less about Morbius

guys be like omg i hate cancel culture. my brother in christ u just said the n word

Hey man

watching your older sibling play an incomprehensible wii game top 10 childhood experience

TOUCHED. BY. ANGELS. THOUGH. I FALL. OUT. OF. GRACE. I DID IT ALL SO MAYBE ID LIVE THIS EVE. RY. DAY. ANOTHER-KNIFE-IN MY-HANDS A STAIN THAT NEVER COMES. OFF. THE. SHEETS (CLEAN ME OFF) IM SO DIRTY BABE!!!!!! IT AINT THE MONEY AND IT SURE AS HELL AINT JUST FOR THE FAME IT'S FOR THE BODIES I CLAIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sinjin drowning may be a channel that doesn’t swear, but every sentence Weston says is ten times worse than any curse word

grey delisle I love you w all my heart

I don’t even watch euphoria, but I want all of the ladies to smooch me on the mouth

The pearl clutchers of Twitter are on Team Chris Rock should press assault charges against Will Smith and involve his LAWYERS, meanwhile the gremlin violence craving rats of Tumblr are like HIT HIM AGAIN.

I love it here.