I Don’t Even Watch Euphoria, But I Want All Of The Ladies To Smooch Me On The Mouth

In conclusion of watching Bottoms three times, I would like to be as hot as Hazel Callahan while also being with Hazel Callahan romantically please and thank you

Now I know who to thank for my good looks

i created a graphic based on an epiphany i had during a conversation with @kindaunsolved

Like bro, this kid is crying absolutely destroyed in every movie. I want a scene for him where he can just straight up sock people without being verbally driven into the ground.

Most of the adult male characters who interact with Peter Parker: 🤗 lemme gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, mansplain, and manipulate this literal child

Exceptions to this that I can think of rn, the malewives:

Happy Hogan, Tobey and Andrew (duh), most of the NWH villains somehow, and the teachers from Far From Home

collecting these like marbles

Bro what

Two identical infants lay in the cradle. “One you bore, the other is a Changeling. Choose wisely,” the Fae’s voice echoed from the shadows. “I’m taking both my children,” the mother said defiantly.

aftg from anybody else's perspective would have neil as like. this skittish weird kid who looks like we pulled him out of a dumpster turns out to be actually kind of badass and woah has he secretly been this cool and planned out the whole time?

but it's so important that its from neils pov because we get to know that he actually is a weirdo who's having a panic attack 90% of the time and the other 10% he's serving cunt on accident

I actually think there should be more street justice at the Academy Awards, keeps you humble

I am gifted with prophecy

All I’m sayin is Layla seems to have some of Marlene’s background… and maybe they’ll keep like one thing consistent with Steven from the comics…

Wouldn’t blame ya girlie