Two Identical Infants Lay In The Cradle. “One You Bore, The Other Is A Changeling. Choose Wisely,”

Two identical infants lay in the cradle. “One you bore, the other is a Changeling. Choose wisely,” the Fae’s voice echoed from the shadows. “I’m taking both my children,” the mother said defiantly.

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1 year ago

if you hate country rap jazz or funk you are NOT welcome on this blog. if youve ever said a dirty word about disco in your life youre going straight to hell brother

1 year ago

Severely neglected component of modernish rockstar Eddie fics is Robin deciding to become an internet hater for Eddie. Like she finds out Eddie is semi/famous and is like "oh, you know what'll be hilarious?" And makes a twitter account dedicated to dissing him. You cannot convince me she wouldn't. Eddie knows she runs the account (it's not even negative it's just to rag on him. Tweets like "Eddie Munson seems like the kind of guy who would tell his friend he'll get her dr pepper and then get some bullshit knockoff. What the hell is a peppo" and "Eddie Munson has probably gotten so distracted by his SO that he walked into a wall and then was still so distracted said SO thought he was concussed." Or "Jeff is actually the best member of CC Eddie probably walked on cafeteria tables in HS" And of course "everybody says I hate on Eddie too much but they don't know he woke his SOs bff up just to ask if there was any peppo left. Twice.") But he can't do anything about it. It's a bit of a meme, because the account never says anything actually mean about Eddie, or his music. Just. Bizarre hypotheticals. (They are not hypothetical)

People are like "how do you feel about EddieMunsonh8r at twitter dot com"

And he has to grit his teeth and say people can have their own opinions about him, ignoring the fact that Robin was literally sitting beside him poking him when she tweeted earlier that day about him wiggling his fingers and saying he'd like to have a little morsel (in reference to cheezies).

When asked why she does it she just says "to keep him humble. And also it's funny to see if people believe he would do this stuff."

Gareth proposes one of them make an account like that about Steve, semi famous stuntman who's doing some more acting now, and the next day Robin tweets "CC seems like the kid of guys who'd make a fake hater account about Steve and use actually silly billy things he does as content" (Jeff tattled)(Eddie groaned)(Steve and Robin cackled)

1 year ago

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

I Have Mixed Thoughts On Sex Work. I Love Sex, But I Hate Work!
10 months ago
So I Decided To Read Book Of Bill And Managed To Finish Right Before The Countdown Ended

So I decided to read Book of Bill and managed to finish right before the countdown ended

1 year ago

"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great

1 month ago
My Wife, Jilliam Valentine

my wife, Jilliam Valentine

3 years ago
You Know A Marvel Movie/show Is Getting Serious When Someone Puts A Ball Cap On. Marc And Steven Are

You know a marvel movie/show is getting serious when someone puts a ball cap on. Marc and Steven are going into deep cover. I don’t even know who this man is


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4 months ago

This is how Cecil Palmer reports any game against Desert Bluffs

This Is How Cecil Palmer Reports Any Game Against Desert Bluffs

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9 months ago

Can you perform evil surgery/lobotomy on me as a patient RP?

Fucking go for it… the doctor will see you now

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