Is That A Bug

Parasite

I trusted you, Wilson! 😼

collecting these like marbles

Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"

Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*

love how this whole “new people coming to tumblr now” situation has exactly the vibe of strange showing up in the saloon of an old western town and stepping on the creaking floorboard

incredibly elaborate bit me and @iclimbtreestofeelalive came up with while i was playing pokemon Y iii couldn't pick if i should put this on the art blog but whateverr hello if you scrolled down this far sorry for the long post okay i love you

Me in the dentist’s office when all my normal person clothes are dirty:

Puppet history starting… surprisingly normal… I’m a little terrified

Good job Shane

Me in 2023: I’m gonna stop saying I’m gonna kill myself at minor inconveniences! Those jokes aren’t really funny 😠

Me in 2025 when experiencing a minor inconvenience: I’m going to kill myself

Me in 2025 when someone I don’t like does anything at all: you should kill yourself

Much to think about