It’s Me. I’m The Fans.

caution: dog will bite

Okay, so this is like stunning, gorgeous, all of it, but every time I see Zant, all I can see is this

I can't take him seriously no matter how hard I try.

When you’re simply so horny that you entirely grow another body that is just.... wholly made of cum.

"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration." worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend

and here's your annual reminder that jack-o'-lanterns were a tradition irish immigrants brought to the u.s., where (widely available) pumpkins fell into use over turnips & other root vegetables

(personally i regret this switch, as it means many of us missed the opportunity to grow up seasonally surrounded by friendly faces like these:

)

Year of the dragon! Have some Tears of the Kingdom art!

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O love this headcanonnn. I like to think that link lost his arm entirely at the end, just so that they would be sort of forced to remember what they experienced in the short (sorta) amount of time that totk takes place in. Stories are always more interesting to me when the heros don't come out unscathed.

I’d like to think she keeps some of those dragon features 😭