I Support This Just Hope Nobody Tries To Whack Them

wait a minute THEYRE GONNA SUFFOCATE TO DEATH

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just reblogging to ruin the 69 and damit god fucking damit why is every method so hard

It really bothers me when people say “If someone wants to commit suicide that badly, they’ll just do it”, but see, it’s not that simple. The human body is a curious thing, and it has self defense mechanisms that we personally can’t control. 

For instances, it’s actually quite hard to overdose on pills. You’re body will start making you throw up because it’s like “I don’t want this poison in me”, someone will find you and then call an ambulance. You’ll end up getting your stomach pumped, but if you don’t get there in time and your kidney or liver fails.It's dialysis for the rest of your life. 

Hanging yourself in also quite hard, because you need to find something strong enough to hold your weight, as well as a rope that’s strong enough too. There’s also the whole thing about height, because see, if you’re not high enough. You’ll just painfully strangle yourself for a while until you die, and if you’re too high, your head will pop off.

Cutting is an extremely painful way to kill yourself, because it takes quite a few cuts on the same spot to cut the right vein. You also need to cut deep, but it’s painful because you are after all, bleeding to death

Starving to death, my personal choice of action. Is a very slow process, because it takes a while before you actually get into dangerland. Then there’s also the factor of people trying to help you, forcing you into therapy, etc…

there are so many ways to commit suicide, but none of them are “easy”. People should think before they speak 

Percy Jackson, Magnus Chase, Jessie Paege, Buzzfeed Unsolved, Garrett Watts, Dan and Phil, John Mulaney.

hi I want more friends because I feel low key out of place in my friend group so yeah reblog if you like any of these things

(I’ll edit this as I come up with new things)

Percy Jackson

Magnus Chase

Be more chill

Jessie Paege

Buzzfeed Unsolved

Garrett Watts

Dan and Phil

Thomas Sanders

Brendon Urie

Conan Gray

Welcome to Night Vale

John Mulaney

why havent i deleted this yet i dont even remember the pun

part 2

i want to est food

isntead watch as half your otp gets eaten by titans

i need to do homework

instead look up your otp on pinterest

oh no its the day to turn in homework i have some time-

read fanfiction about your new otp

The worst thing about becoming old

The increase of the number of my OTP’s. 

Reblog if your ships ruin your life.

i- all those gabriel x marinette videos on youtube that i saw are coming back to bite me i was young and i was disgusted (still am) the plit of most the videos i watched was marinette + adrien = love gabriel + marinette = one sided love so adrienette are on a date/getting married (and caught the badly done photoshop/editing/whatever) and p3d0ph1l3 gabe falls inlove with mari and kidnaps her and NOBODY stops him so he captures her locks ber hp in his evil lair (she doesnt love him at all) adrien chat noirises himself and saves marinette (im probably lucky to have never wandered upon one where mari gets stockholm syndrome)

edit: im tempted to watch one of the videos. i think ive seen one thats a whats it called made up of fanarts of marigabe/gabrienette and i think i remember one of adrien (who doesnt look aged up and neither dose mari) where he has no idea that his father is daying his classmate whos 14 (i think) and then his father drops the big illegal bomb and says that shes his stepmother (i dont remember the exact bomb but just dating is the big bomb) and i think from my memries tehy were in a inappropriate position and kissing (with theur clothes ON there's atleast one line that fanartist wont cross) i think thats all.

ooh rainbow eww (not to be racist but) black make life colourful

i can smell sexualities and taste rainbows

mess with the fandoms and you get the knife. i doubt it would do anything cause dudes a monster.

i  just threatened my brother with a kitchen knife because he stole my copy of the son of neptune and told me he was never giving it back. 

i was distressed, but it’s safe now.

don’t fuck with my percy, you little shit.