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*drinks dry cereal* *eats milk with cereal still in mouth* *swallows and chokes to heck without a heck pass*
wait a minute THEYRE GONNA SUFFOCATE TO DEATH
Hello hello !! I’m alive and back with new merch, specifically STICKERS !! They’re available now on Redbubble so do check ‘em out if you can~ C:
part 1 nad yalls aint egtting context
Last Christmas i gave you my heart and the very next day you sold it on ebay
This year to save me from tears I'll give it to a random stranger
This Christmas i gave you my heart and the very next gay i found it on craigslist
Twice bitten and zero learnt
i don't keep my distance
so you still cat-ch my eye (please let it go, it hurts)
drinks blood of periods
no thanks
reblog
so its cheeto that may have given its skin to nancy bobofit vs moldy onion for the devils year 2020
yes 2020 has sucked like a ravenous kirby but in november we finally get to vote that hateful orange turd out of office so eyes on the prize ya’lls
ooh rainbow eww (not to be racist but) black make life colourful
my superpower will be to rewrite the past (change events without having gone back like writing the past to fit my tastes on a piece of paper and it happening)
If you had a superpower of your choosing but the person to reblog chose a side effect, what would you chose?
hm
depends on how severe they’re allowed to make the side effect🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔but I would love to slow down time for periods of time, while I’m able to move around. Or percentages, which would give me control over everything. Like the chance I’ll get one million dollars tmrw??? Boosting that up to 100 percent😌
i can smell sexualities and taste rainbows
Hey so this his very important.
I live in Argentina. And it’s not very spreaded across media as much as Australia was and many other places (that don’t get as reblogged and shared and helped) but I really need y’all help. I need all of your support and donations.
There’s a lot of organizations trying to recolect medical supplies for the animals affected and trying to get some adopted or fostering and also rescuing.
We really need your help cause some assholes decided to start burning down the trees and forests in Córdoba mainly but a lot of other provinces too. Córdoba is one of the provinces affected by the fires, more than 3,500 hectares burned and thousands of dead species that cannot escape. Entre Ríos and Santa Fe and Catamarca are other of the provinces affected by these fires and situation caused. The media isn’t showing not even half of it as always.
There’s not a law that protects what’s happening from not occurring and there’s a go fund me to sign a petition to make the law to protect, it would mean the world to Argentina if you can help and sign.
Please share and reblog this and if you can please donate (look up the money currency difference and help) and spread it.
Here I’ll leave the info of all the organizations to donate to while as well too Green Peace is trying to get help. It will mean the world for me and the rest of people that live in Argentina and most importantly animals and nature.
DONATE
https://donaronline.org/universidad-catolica-de-cordoba/animales-afectados-por-los-incendios-en-cordoba-hace-concreta-tu-ayuda-para-su-atencion
-https://twitter.com/eslwt91/status/1299457826105044995?s=21
Petitions
-https://www.change.org/p/exigimos-el-tratamiento-urgente-del-proyecto-de-ley-de-humedales-leonardo-grosso-brendalisaustin-jaicega-ayelensposito-gladys-gonzalez-rgiustiniani-antoniorodas8
- https://www.change.org/p/ley-de-humedales-ya-paremos-los-incendios-de-las-islas-del-paran%C3%A1-leonardo-grosso-brendalisaustin-jaicega-ayelensposito-gladys-gonzalez-rgiustiniani-antoniorodas8?utm_content=cl_sharecopy_23546003_es-AR%3A3&recruiter=1044307561&recruited_by_id=2b565280-54b6-11ea-bacb-bde568fc587b&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_abi&utm_term=signature_receipt
- http://pages.greenpeace.org.ar/leydehumedales?tracking_key=fp5PqxzyRo6pKUtBCWMtPwlSvx9OPBEFkKyLqePI0hoFLr0h3b&utm_source=instagram&utm_medium=Bio&utm_content=ig_humedales_linkbio&utm_campaign=Humedales
Also
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just reblogging to ruin the 69 and damit god fucking damit why is every method so hard
It really bothers me when people say “If someone wants to commit suicide that badly, they’ll just do it”, but see, it’s not that simple. The human body is a curious thing, and it has self defense mechanisms that we personally can’t control.
For instances, it’s actually quite hard to overdose on pills. You’re body will start making you throw up because it’s like “I don’t want this poison in me”, someone will find you and then call an ambulance. You’ll end up getting your stomach pumped, but if you don’t get there in time and your kidney or liver fails.It's dialysis for the rest of your life.
Hanging yourself in also quite hard, because you need to find something strong enough to hold your weight, as well as a rope that’s strong enough too. There’s also the whole thing about height, because see, if you’re not high enough. You’ll just painfully strangle yourself for a while until you die, and if you’re too high, your head will pop off.
Cutting is an extremely painful way to kill yourself, because it takes quite a few cuts on the same spot to cut the right vein. You also need to cut deep, but it’s painful because you are after all, bleeding to death
Starving to death, my personal choice of action. Is a very slow process, because it takes a while before you actually get into dangerland. Then there’s also the factor of people trying to help you, forcing you into therapy, etc…
there are so many ways to commit suicide, but none of them are “easy”. People should think before they speak
⚰🗡💔i love everyone and eveything💀🖕🏼🤬
what is wrong with me
imma forever call gabriel agreste sucky gabe (inpsired by smelly gabe and a ao3 fanfic with the opening lines the reason why gabriel ugliano was called gabe instead of gabriel cause gabriel was the name of an angel and gabe sure as hell wasnt an angel) ill pribably forget it after sleep :/
i- all those gabriel x marinette videos on youtube that i saw are coming back to bite me i was young and i was disgusted (still am) the plit of most the videos i watched was marinette + adrien = love gabriel + marinette = one sided love so adrienette are on a date/getting married (and caught the badly done photoshop/editing/whatever) and p3d0ph1l3 gabe falls inlove with mari and kidnaps her and NOBODY stops him so he captures her locks ber hp in his evil lair (she doesnt love him at all) adrien chat noirises himself and saves marinette (im probably lucky to have never wandered upon one where mari gets stockholm syndrome)
edit: im tempted to watch one of the videos. i think ive seen one thats a whats it called made up of fanarts of marigabe/gabrienette and i think i remember one of adrien (who doesnt look aged up and neither dose mari) where he has no idea that his father is daying his classmate whos 14 (i think) and then his father drops the big illegal bomb and says that shes his stepmother (i dont remember the exact bomb but just dating is the big bomb) and i think from my memries tehy were in a inappropriate position and kissing (with theur clothes ON there's atleast one line that fanartist wont cross) i think thats all.
i want to est food
isntead watch as half your otp gets eaten by titans
i need to do homework
instead look up your otp on pinterest
oh no its the day to turn in homework i have some time-
read fanfiction about your new otp
The increase of the number of my OTP’s.
Reblog if your ships ruin your life.
i spun the wheel of fandom and it seems todays winner is miraculous and for the current ship it has been chosen to be julerose and for the final spin i will not be going to sleep - yet
not even the duck of creativity can save me