I relate to these a bit to much.
Fine! I want to go to the callback! I was planning on playing word crush on my phone during the wedding ceremony to keep my mind off the fact that I’m single. I don’t want to go! I’m afraid to go. And on top of that, a dream come true fell into my lap scheduled on the same day—anyone would want to go to the callback! So, yeah, I tried to force myself to forget about the wedding, and now I want to lie to my friends so they don’t hate me for not supporting them. I’m a liar. I’m a liar.
Clea 📸
society if women were seen as people
That was a wild year
Seems like everybody forgot that part of 2016 where literal clowns would chase people around with knives and no one really did anything about it
Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).
i don’t know what version of hell we’re living in but it’s definitely the funniest
how INSANELY fucking funny would it be if 48 hours before the election this year both joe biden and donald trump inexplicably at the same time just dropped dead. like it was just their time to go. their half-corpse bodies had just had enough of this shit and they both just gave out. i think that would be the tipping point that would destroy america once and for all
I’m sorry, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?