Whenever I See A Post About Someone Wondering How An  asexual And A Sexual Can Be In A Healthy Relationship

SPIDER WIFE

SHE IS THE BEST

I would still catch her in a cup and put her outside though

And to the victor go the spoils

I think they should let Scooby Doo shows and movies hibernate for a few years.

I'm just saying, when it "died" and came back with Zombie Island, Witch's Ghost, and eventually What's New Scooby Doo, shit was great.

When "Shaggy and Scooby Doo Get A Clue" was bad, eventually the really fun movies like Abracadabra Doo and the series Mystery Inc came out.

Let Velma kill itself for a bit. Let the greedy WB execs fester in the rotting corpse of a show they gave no shits for. Leave it alone for like 5 years or more.

Come back and Scooby Doo has an anime with the most GOATed fight scenes and sakuga tier chase scenes. Some JJBA tier references to old bands. Scooby eats God, mistaking him for a sandwich.

Anyway Velma got greenlit for a second season and I know I didn't watch it. Be apathetic towards the bitch the rest of its miserable run and let the gang come back for the better down the road

I LOVE when the monster characters are so so human (sometimes even moreso than the human characters)

curses still intact:

jimmy dies first

tango dies in a silly, anticlimactic and pointless way

grian is responsible for his loved ones dying (<- DEBATABLE actually we’ll get back to it)

curses broken:

scott always is the last survivor of his loved ones

tnt minecart traps never work right

grian is responsible for his loved ones dying (<- the jimmy thing is SO INDIRECT compared to prior seasons okay)

proposed new curse:

if impulse makes it to the end, he’s betrayed before he can make it any further.

Just realize that Martyn talked at some point about betraying Ren before the final session of 3rd life.

And now he finally gets his betrayal without Ren there, and it’s to the one person who also asked Martyn to kill him earlier in the series.

Oh we will absolutely be going insane over this for like ever.

the sun, the stars, the moon, and mars

the earth, pluto, and that fcking car

-the watchers when joel won

The Wicked curse:

The actresses will always kiss, whether in character or not.

Michigan Democrats have had a truly incredible afternoon: they're about to end the state's anti-union "right to work" law, repeal an abortion ban from 1931, enact universal background checks on gun sales, and pass an LGBTQ anti-discrimination law. All in the last 24 hours

IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer