Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy?? More Like Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest

i love them with my entire soul

Maverick (circa.1988), storming into the Top Gun base instructor lounge, stalking over to slam his hands down on the table infront of Iceman Kazansky.

Mav: Alright Kazansky what your fricking problem????

Ice, staring up at Mav with confusion and a little bit of heat: The hell you talking about Mitchell??

Mav: Just that. What's your probelme?? Huh? What with all the goodamn accusing and the staring?? I mean seriously, even when I'm talking to Charlie, you can't just mind you own business!! You always think I'm up to something! I can't even take a goddamn shower in peace!

Ice: ......

Mav: Like seriously, just stop and tell me what the problem is? Why are you so suspicious of me?? Seriously I can't even pick a pen up off the floor without you staring hole in my back for it. What gives?!?!

Ice, who was actually staring a bit further south that Mavs back when he bent down to puck that pen up off the floor: uhhhhh.......

Slider, losing his whole goddamn mind in the corner, thanking Goose and God that Ices pining and assholery behaviour have come back to bite him on the ass in the form of a tiny, fiery and very handsome twink shortstack that Ice is head over heels for: *faint wheezing*

Ice: *error 404, Iceman not found*

my tumblr FYP just fucking jumpscared me. it went from topgun and pretty photos and baking tips. THE ONE FUCKING POST ABOUT SOME A/B/O SMUT FANFIC JUST POPPED UP AND I GOT SO FUCKING SCARED. LIKE PLEASE GET THAT OFF MY FLUFF TIMELINE THANK YOU.

oh i love them

and then they kissed!! 😘😘

My precious Jewish-Russian boychik

(It ain’t my favorite thing I’ve ever drawn, but here have it)

this is. very much. a rep of gay sex

this is gay sex,, to the enlightened mind

I just found out one of my favorite Icemav Fanfics has more than one part. Im in actual heaven rn.

(For anyone who wants to know, this is the fanfic: Am I Your Baby Tonight by jiangwanyinsimp

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46775455 )

YES PLEASE.

personally I think they should play top gun in theaters near me because I asked nicely and it's me???

Let me have Val Kilmer on the big screen okay?? I don't ask for much but these are my demands and this is a threat

it’s my birthdayyy here’s old man icemav to celebrate🤍

Ya'll i want to write a Topgun Fanfic, based on the short story 'The Things They Carried," but I'm not quite sure what all of them would bring. I know that Mav would have goose's dog tags (ignoring the scene where he throws the out over the ocean), and he would probably have some polaroids and letters from Ice, but Im not sure what else.

Ya'll have any ideas? or ideas for things ice can carry?

Slider, after Mav pisses him off yet again: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches (cough maverick cough) whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.