I’m Probably Gonna Get Put On Full Blast For This But My Favorite Aftg Character Is Aaron And I Am

shout out to the dream thieves gotta be my favourite insane book out there because how am i ever meant to explain two divorces, gay tension between half the cast, a magical forest, kavinsky's existence, whatever the fuck adam is going through, the grey man in general, noah and his lack of existence, dreaming, welsh kings, cars, kidnapping. the list goes on

the Andreil scraps nora fed us were 🤌🏻✨ Andreil are canon protective boyfriends cos what do you mean Neil crosses the court to retaliate for someone fouling Andrew?? What do you mean Andrew throws himself out of his goal like "all hell was at his heels" to protect Neil??? What do you mean they look for each other in lingering looks and matching armbands and cigarette smoke "whenever one fell out of orbit for too long"???? Are you trying to kill me?????? 😭😭😭

Watching Harry Potter's as marauders fan be like:

Am I just too obsessed with marauders, especially slytherin skittles. Like for example

- Harry walked to the platform 9¾ and all I think is that marauders and skittles walked many years ago on the same platform, going to hogwarts

- Harry asking the truth about his scar, Hagrid saying that there is bad wizards too. All I think about is Regulus, Barty and Evan. (don't get me wrong I love them but that doesn't change the fact they we're deatheaters.

- Ron introducing Scabbers to Harry, all I think is wormtail.

- Seeing great hall for the first time and I'm thinking all the convos that marauders, valkyries and skittles had there. All the drama.

- Seeing McGonagall, thinking about all the drama she had to solve when the marauders we're at Hogwarts

- Ron whispering to Harry that all bad wizards come from Slytherin and I'm thinking about skittles (again don't get me wrong)

These were just about the first book but you get the idea 😭

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

HELLO WHEN ANT WAS HIGH AND KISSING THE TREE AND SHIT CA$H SAID TO SPIDER “SUCK IT SPIDER” OHHHH MY

i feel like its because its harder to draw 🤷‍♂️

my favourite part of the aftg fandom is that people either don’t know what auburn hair can look like or they choose to ignore that neil is not a redhead

never gone from amused to devastated quite so fast before

I can imagine rosekiller announcing their relationship on April Fools and laughing their ass off watching Hogwarts try to figure out if they are actually dating or not.

at their wedding, rosekiller wouldn't cut a slice of cake for the other. they'd light a blunt for each other instead.

everyone talks abt neil if he was "nathaniel" and a part of the perfect court but the REAL perfect court would have been:

riko moriyama (#1)

kevin day (#2)

nathaniel wesninski (#3)

jean moreau (#4)

andrew minyard. (#5)

LIKE !? the most insane lineup that uve ever seen. they would walk onto a court and be the scariest group uve ever witnessed omg?? and if they let neil and andrew play w the aggression the ravens were taught? they would be killing ppl on the court!