EngieSpy Shitpost Special :3 I Made Some More But These Deserve Their Own Post

Hey spah! Gotta send an anonymous ask cause I think I broke it but- oh well. It's engie here! Bout your son, I think you should pull em aside and be real honest .. a nice long talk oughta do em some good. Don't worry bout it so much..

- Engineer

I don’t think that’s a good idea AT ALL. How do you think he will react to being part French?

Hug?

My husband smells like a Highschool locker room and ass.

@onebrighteyedbuilder I love you tho.

I thoguth engiespy was Napoleon Syndrome? (I love the ship names lol some of these are so funny)

//im not sure lmao

i'm doing a study. what's your favorite flower, spy?

Only Mon Cher Dell knows that answer Mon Ami,

Well, I mean, idiot probably isn't the nicest word. - Chef Anon

It’s the PERFECT word.

It is good to see you on here Mon Ami !!

Bonjour Heavy ! <3

Привет Spy, how are you?

Are the aliens wearing Earth closing to fit in?

Yep, this AU has own silly little lore xd

The first person to make contact with people was the alien Engie and strangely enough his first acquaintance was an ordinary Engineer :D He was attracted to earthly inventions and wanted to watch him from afar, but he got caught very stupidly and was noticed. The alien Engie is very curious by nature and didn't run away, entering into a dialogue-

I would say that all the this aliens are a bit fans of mercs, so they really try to imitate them xd So when the alien Engie returned to the spaceship to tell about his meeting, they were all very excited and gradually arranged a meeting with everyone

It looks like a silly YouTube series in my head, but I don't know how to draw good animations :"d

Well which kind?

Hallo, Spy!

I am vorking on something, and I believe you take liking to makeup, hmm?

I am creating zhings out of human blood! (Such as hm.. blush, lip balms, lip stick, eyeliner..) Very poetic, romantic even! Don't you think? Vould you be interested?

I’m calling the administration.

Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah 😽

I’m married.

@onebrighteyedbuilder