My Husband Smells Like A Highschool Locker Room And Ass.

You're stunning.

Merci Mon Ami, You’re quiet stunning too. Not as stunning as me tho.

// Drew these for the blog !! This is what Jacqueline looks like !,,

Sniper's scars for us

EngieSpy shitpost special :3 I made some more but these deserve their own post

you seem like you have at least two fatass fluffy cats hiding somewhere

I do, Mortician and Mortallia.

Hey spah! Gotta send an anonymous ask cause I think I broke it but- oh well. It's engie here! Bout your son, I think you should pull em aside and be real honest .. a nice long talk oughta do em some good. Don't worry bout it so much..

- Engineer

I don’t think that’s a good idea AT ALL. How do you think he will react to being part French?

Of course Mon Cher,

Also shrimp are fish.

Huh! Good to know then! Thanks, spah!

Hello! I made some chia pudding! (Chia seeds chocolate sauce and milk) would you like some?

-☕️

I’m sorry but I cannot have dairy.

Sometimes I feel like my son is an idiot.