On It Captain! 

Bruh your brain needs to give us a break. 😭

"It's not often that Artemis laughs (and I mean "laughs", not chuckling or snickering), but when he does, it's one of the most wholesome, sweet sounds you will ever hear. He still laughs the way a child would, with reckless abandon, until he is crying on the floor with no air in his lungs, because he hasn't had enough experience laughing for it to "mature" into an adult laugh. This also mean's he's kind of self conscious about it, even though his friends love to hear it."

My Brain. Because my sleep schedule is awful, and my unconscious mind wants to punish me for it

Five: Vodka, I missed you

RIP TO A LEGEND. THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.🥲YOU MADE LIFE SO MUCH BETTER FOR EVERYONE.🐉

Tag you're it!

Tagged by the lovely @eobardthawneallen

Favorite color: Blue

Last song: Fire by Queen Bee

Last movie: Yu Gi Oh! The Dark Side Of Dimensions! recently watched it with the second person I tagged lol!

Currently watching: Yugioh! Yugioh! and more Yugioh! lol also starting One Piece! Wish me luck <3

Currently reading: The Perennial Philosophy by Aldous Huxley

Current obsession: ygo, Trials of Apollo, Artemis Fowl (I can't pick sue me ahaha)

Currently working on: A gift for an exchange, about ten long fics (ahaha readers don't kill me I swear I am not sitting on my butt), and running a ToA zine!

Tagging: @firealder2005 @littleredniacurutu @releasemefromthevoid @worlds-oldest-teenager @fuzzystudios @ferodactyl

Happy 200th post!

Artemis and Holly are verbally sparring any time in books 1-4

Artemis: What is a hero without a villain? Useless. A villain without a hero? Successful.

Holly: Oh, so we should all be villains?

Artemis: Precisely.

Why is this so relatable? 

You’ve probably been hearing this from everyone lately, but Hannah Gadsby’s Nanette IS A PURE GOLDEN MASTERPIECE

I was under the impression that it was a leaf.

my eyesight aint great so for the longest time I thought your pfp was a squirrel somehow 😔

haaahhaahah nope! :3

just a couple of kittens with lightsabers

...though they do look like squirrels if you squint

OoO

Beckett Fowl = tommyinnit

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Five: If I had a nickel for every time I've gone through puberty I'd have two nickles.

Five: which isn't a lot.

Five: but it's weird since it happened twice.