Artemis And Holly Are Verbally Sparring Any Time In Books 1-4

DONALD TRUMP GOT SHOT AT!!!

Do you think Professor Layton took the shot or why are you sending me this???

yada yada yada please rb for a wider sample size because i am actually VERY curious

Maybe I'm following the wrong people because there isn't enough talk about Derek Chauvin getting convicted for killing George Floyd and the fact that not even an hour later, a 15 year old girl named Ma'Khia Bryant, who called the police because she was about to get jumped, was shot 4 times in the chest for holding a knife.

You'd think that since you have such platforms, you would show awareness for the situation. But of course, since it's not your people getting their lives taken for looking a certain way, it doesn't matter to you.

ITS THE BDAY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wrote a bday song for him:

🎶 Happy bday to you, u are full of family traumas, u had to kidnap a fairy to have some friends. nobady knows ur fucking age u certainly need terapy, u died and lived again. so happy bday to u Artemis Fowl II!🎶

Oh my lord, it’s 12 AM? I don’t think this is the right time to be drawing fanfart right now…

Me right now, wow. (via eismypenname)

(^.^) excitement! 

I finally uploaded a new chapter!

It has been far too long, but I finally got round to it! And I also went through the trouble of splitting some chapters so everything wasn't so long.

Hope y'all enjoy!

better than what he wears in cannon...

AU where Artemis wears crocs. Nothing else has changed, he just wears crocs. (And yes, he’s wearing his suit, and everyone else is dressed normally. Artemis just has crocs on, lol) 

Cat screen shot from google

Which platform are we using for this masterpiece? Ao3, fanfiction.net, wattpad? 🤔

@tuashenanigans

Are....are we simping @five-mutha-fuckin-hargreeves ???

If so, does that mean we start writing fanfic!?

Maybe we should collaborate 🤣🤣🤣

He's even tinier now