OK FINALY I FOUND IT (IVE Been Looking For This Post Because I Forgor To Reblog It OR Like It 😔)

Past kurtis moment‼️ I still don’t know what to put here on my art posts 😔 (abhlóir means fool or jester 😼)

I will probably change his design or colours later (HIS BANDAGE IS PAINFULLY BLUE SHJYSG’HWHBJW) /silly

Tldr: was searching for a femtanyl sample, fell down a rabbit hole, ended up writing poetry (poem and paragraph yapping under the cut)

Was gonna do an oc lore drawing but couldn’t figure out what I wanted to do for the background and I thought “hey, text usually works as a bg” so I was thinking of text to put when I remembered the poem from WORLDWID3 (look at possum- there he lies, children see his lifeless eyes. When he wakens, watch him run.) and then started to think about what the sample was so I looked it up (I looked up the first lines of the poem into the YouTube search bar) and after I found it I can say I’m pretty sure the poem he’s reading is from a movie so THEN I was like “oh crap copyright laws :[ “ and ended up writing my OWN poem about opossums so anyway here’s that;

Beware the possum

For he lets out a false cry

You’ll find no truth in his lifeless eyes

His yellow teeth gleaming in his accismus gape

his performance- a deceiving drape

As he lies, believe no ounce

For while you are oblivious

watch him pounce

Also do not use this poem without credits or permission pretty please I spent too much time on making it sound as cryptic and spooky as I can

okay thanbk yew for reaging 🫶 /gen

Kurtis as a human because I realised I had never drawn his human form AND because I’ve never posted a Kurtis drawing here before </3

Anyway behold my son and my favourite oc, the jester dog (human in this drawing) who also happens to be the god of bloodlust

Update on my Shayla (Kurtis)

Wait a damn minute Roblox Piggy is just peppa pig infection au

I’m alergjc to DUST D:)

“mold is gross!!” “mold gets people sick!!” maybe for you. my mold loves me. we share germs & we arw in love ❤️ he livws on my water bottle and i take him everywhere with me. i am dyinf. for unrelated reasons

Will Wood music is so good it’s like. I’m at a jazz show. I’m at a rock concert. I’m disassociating. I’m hyper aware of how my body looks. I hate modern society. Can’t we go back to the 50s? Wait the 50s sucked too. I’m a vampire. I’m a werewolf. I’m incapable of love. I have so much love to give. What’s my gender anyway? I am at a skeleton swing party in an animated film.

I have informed my mother of her newfound tumblr following and she stated “oh cool”

@sailor-sux I showed my mom this and she said “thank you stranger of the internet”

I fear she has out silly’d me with her rat statement 😔 dog eat dog world out here folks,,, curse of the rat man,,,,

/silly

“He’s the rat-man,,, skeebadoobadabapdap”

- my darling mother while I was yapping to her about will wood having a bunch of pet rats (I love her (my mom) sm she’s so silly)

IFOUND A PICTURE OF THE EXACT ONE

I’m going to search the house for my jojo siwa karaoke machine/cd player I had when I was like 11-10 and then download some femtanyl music onto a cd and then play it on previously mentioned jojo siwa karaoke machine/cd player in whimsy and lighthearted jest so I’ll let you know how that goes

Every time someone says selfish I want to scream because will wood and the tapeworms reference will wood mention I'm gonna scream

Same man 😔

CRAP WE HAVE EXAMS I JUST REMEMBERED

I HAVE TO GO STUPID BACK TO STUPID SCHOOL TOMORROW FUCKKKKKK