He Wants That Cookie So Effing Bad

I'm gonna say this breakup was much kinder that the one I wanted to give them

Sorry!

Gotta say happy bday before 12 so HAPPY BIRTHDAY

it’s only been my birthday for 30 mins LOL BUT TYSM OMG🥹💜💜💜

I don’t like Harry Potter, I like Harry Potter’s PARENTS

I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club

Fuck, marry, kill. Benny, Charlie, Crowley

OOOO GOOD ONE

Marry Benny, obviously.

Kill Crowley (srry 😭😭)

And I’m Asexual so I’d just hang out with Charlie ❤️

you know how baby cows come out already being able to walk and shit that’s jack but he came out knowing how to style his hair like we all know currently-in-mourning dean and long-hair-curse sam didn’t teach him this bang moment

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOOOOO!!!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

I hate when

people think my fiancé/e can shapeshift to change her sex. she/he doesn’t have the capability to do that. and just because you need your smutty fanfics to “work” is bs