Valette: On my plantation I helped the skaa workers Elend: Boys I think we should let this Valette into our conversations. Isn't she the most kindhearted, wonderful, beautiful--y'know on second thought why don't I just marry her? Mr. Valette Renoux has a lovely ring to it, don't you think?
You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
"Not every problem can be solved by 22 swords, Adolin"
"That's why I have 23 swords"
In Vorin and Alethi culture, "hummus" would be a holy word
What the storm did you do, you cremling son of a chull? I'll have you know I graduated at top of my class in the Windrunner Initiates. I have been involved in numerous secret campaigns against the Parshendi, and I have over 300 confirmed shards. I am trained in bridge-running and I am the top Windrunner in the entire Alethi military. You are nothing to me but another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Roshar, mark my words.
I'm really proud of the horse here
Guess who wrote their first Stormlight fic 🕺
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62007322?show_comments=true#comments
That's right, it's rlainarin time losers >:]
Schrodinger's Cat is dead, but I'll see what I can do
Cosmere fan collecting invested artsCredit: @awishwee for the pfp
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