Just Cat-sat For My Friend For Five Days And Well, New Kinsey Scale Just Dropped I’m A 1.5

i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

[Sadeus] I’m going to take this from him. I’ll gaslight and gatekeep my way to the top and girlboss that throne right from under Dalinar.

[Adolin] Do you know what day it is?

[Sadeus] wha-

[Adolin, whispering] the ides of March

[Sadeus] *whimpers*

Happy stab-a-politician day to Adolin

Oops I dropped my updated drive of DnD resources that I'd NEVER put the 2024 Player's Handbook on, or any other materials.

That would be so reckless of me. Who would leave 100+ DnD materials just laying around?

he's a horse girl. he's knows everything there is to know about swords and will talk about and to them for hours on end. he has saved the world with the power of friendship on more than one occasion. he once went to jail in solidarity with a friend. he helped create therapy and has no idea. he fought off a kind of immortal guy with a candelabra. he regularly talks to multiple talking swords. he's one of the best, if not actually the best, duelist of his age. he's an amazing tactician and no one talks about that. he's got daddy issues. he thinks about his friends all the time. he makes a conscious effort to learn everyone's name. he respects trans rights. he's a slut trollop at best (worst?). he once investigated a murder he committed. he's an amputee and has a prosthetic foot made out of talking armor. he turned down being a king and is now an advisor(?) of another nation. he has a complicated relationship with the idea of fighting. he fought off 20 men with only his talking sword and horse for help and won. he is so incredibly determined. he loves his wife and her alters very very much. his love for his friends has had a huge effect on the world. I didn't say his name but you hopefully know who i'm talking about.

I really like dungeon meshi, so take this bit of propaganda

ID: Edited Tweet from @_pem_pem:

if a enby invites u over to "Watch Star Trek" do NOT go. it's NOT code word for sex they will literally make you watch something called Star Trek Deep Space Nine for 17 hours

Edit: This is the most engagement I've ever had on any post on anything

ring of smell storing

Here’s an idea for a lock in a modern-futuristic game.

A chemical lock: this lock requires you to put a specific chemical compound into. This chemical can be as simple as table salt (NaCl) or as volatile as azidoazide azide (C2N14) which explodes even when you do absolutely nothing to it.

This could lead to some funny moments where your party is completely stumped by a lock that wants “dihydrogen monoxide” but nobody realizes that the lock just wants water.