I'm Honestly Relieved That My Hyper-fixation Has Over 900 Episodes Of TV And 13 Movies.

do you ever make a pretty clever joke but nobody understands because they have no idea what you're talking about?

because i just said to someone after realizing that i was a fool "i need to buy an egg because apparently im a clown" and instead of being like 'oh ha ha bc thats how you copyright a clown look!' they said 'i told my dad about this and he's concerned'

im unappreciated in the greater scheme of things, smh

can i not rest.

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

again? so soon? i beg of you.

can i not rest.

remember when Cas lost his memory, got married, recovered his memories, and then immediately left his wife forver to help Dean?  wild.

ahsoka puts off such big lesbian vibes that whenever my sister mentions her love interest i experience hetero psychic shock

so my school’s drama production is ‘The Hobbit’ and i’m playing kili and at one point the person playing fili had to leave early so i pulled out one of these

from my pocket and held it up and said ‘okay guys this is Germ but his friends call him God, say hi!’ and everyone simultaneously said ‘hi God’ and i had God speak fili’s lines for the rest of the day.  10/10 rehearsal.

Kes Star Trek was a threat to the ocampa way of life who rebelled against their god and society so that they could leave the garden of Eden that they had been trapped in for hundreds of years. She wanted excitement, freedom, and knowledge more than anything else and then she became trapped on a ship with a bunch of people who also refused to acknowledge her agency as a person because her life span was shorter than theirs. This is what her episodes should have been about, about the dissonance between being an incredibly competent person and her perceived innocence, but nooooo they had to make all her episodes be about how boys are fighting over her.

And I do think a main problem is that it is hard to write an episode for a character who has already achieved her main goal by the end of the first episode, and it is only compacted by the fact that no matter how many times they decided to go with a “beautiful young woman wise beyond her years” character they didn’t know how to actually portray what that would be like since it is so alien most people have no frame of reference for what that would be. AND I don’t think they ever got to the point where they were writing her like a person and not like a ~woman~ before they wrote her off. But WHATEVER

in my english class we were reading these articles about teenagers and reading and one of the articles talked about how a lot of teens aren’t reading less, surveys just aren’t covering all the stuff teens are reading these days and the kid summarizing it said ‘actually the article goes on for quite a bit on fan fiction’

and my teacher was like ‘!!! all kinds of fiction is good!  fan fiction, crime fiction, realistic fiction, (ect.)’ and if im being totally honest here guys, i dont think she knows what fan fiction is

me: are you liking clone wars

you, an unsuspecting fool with good, but predictable taste: yeah, obi-wan is my favorite!

me: i figured.

you: ???

me: i figured you'd obi-wanT DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH