Don't Want To Make Sense Here Anymore, Sorry

“red pill or blue pill” i say.  you look closer.  im not holding a red pill or a blue pill.  in one hand is a chuck e cheese coin and in the other is a capsule sponge toy that will turn into a purple velociraptor in your stomach.

me: wait wait wait what was JFK's first name again?

my friend: idk... wasn't it Johnnedy Kennedy?

i've decided to give up ADHD for lent.

EVERYTIME i bring up how much golf sucks and we should get rid of it to repurpose the land its on people are always like 'but its fun :(' bestie i cannot stress how much i do not care. arson is fun but it's still illegal

younger me: my youth invigorates me. i am empowered by my lack of age and it keeps me strong. i can bound over hills in a single leap and my childish energy strengthens my every step. the world is a mystery that i shall uncover with my seemingly endless days for i am young and i shall inherit the earth.

some online game: you have to be 13 to play :/

me: oh but i am woefully old! my age withers my face and seeps into my bones. i have seen time consume whole empires and species but it does not take me. my eyes are old and have seen much. my mind is full of the wonders of the world that i have discovered throughout my time on earth and i have uncovered secrets older than the ageless rocks that scatter the shores. i have seen the dinosaurs walk this land and have seen the first sunrise that graced the skin of the earth.

nvm! all is well! found her last night, tis half full :) all is right in the world once more.

i promise i won't be mad with you, okay? i know one of you took the moon, it's fine, just give it back.

i was rewatching the first few episodes of Rebels and i got to the part in episode two where ezra pops out of the ceiling wearing a stormtrooper cadet helmet and zeb punches him in the face.

so ezra says 'wHy DiD yOu PuNcH mE???' and zeb is like 'how was i supposed to know it was you, you're wearing a bucket" but like, he's also wearing a BRIGHT ORANGE JUMPSUIT

fun game to play at the library: is it gay?

you look at the book title from the spine and pull it out if you think it'll be gay based on the title. then figure out if you're right from the cover or the blurb

why is sports such an intense fandom

i wear a white and black ring as an aroace person and every acespec or arospec person i've met i've had to describe why i wear them every single time except once. i was talking to an acespec friend of mine a bit ago about the card suit thing and they didn't even know it was something that was done. idk it feels like every time that i bring up something i learned about as being ace or aro culture, my ace and aro friends have never even heard about it. it's kinda sad

every time i think about the aphobia and blatant erasure of aspec culture that’s been so rampant in online spaces i get SO sad. now aspec people don’t even know their own history!! aspec people are calling queerplatonic relationships “just friends”!! people are confusing asexuality with celibacy and aromanticism with asexuality!! aspec people think aspec identities are a 2000s fad!! this is so sad!!!!!