Rosekiller Would Say They Had A Meet-cute, But What Happened Was Actually Barty Robbing A Bank And Regulus

Everytime this is reblogged, JK Rowling steps on a lego

Sirius: So overall I had a pretty solid winter break.

Remus: You were nearly tortured. By your parents.

Sirius: Yeah but-

James: You came into my house in the middle of the night.

Sirius: Yeah but-

Peter: You aren’t allowed to speak to your brother anymore!

Sirius: Yeah, but I got to listen to the new Queen album!!!

Everyone:

Sirius: It’s- it’s a really good album…

Remus: *closes a cabinet* 

*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door* 

Lily: What was that? 

Remus: The sound of someone else's problem.

Harry: Do you have a pink ribbon?

Remus: Why the fuck would I have a pink ribbon?

Sirius: Do you want light pink or magenta or sparkly or polka dot I got ‘em all

sirius and dorcas are hogwarts's smart + hot duo. everyones confused as to why tf theyre dating those sad soggy losers (remus and marlene)

In every fanfic I read Remus is either the hungriest mf who will eat anything or the dude that James, the mother hen, has to force feed. I love both.

Remus: So you’ve never read the muggle newspaper? Sirius: Nope Remus: Not even the comics? Like... Peanuts. You’ve never read Peanuts? Sirius: No, I don’t think so Remus: Are you serious? You’ve never read Peanuts? Sirius: Uh huh, never [one hour later] Remus, holding a rugby ball while Sirius prepares to run at it: Go ahead. I promise I’ll hold it.

Dorcas Meadows!

First time posting fanart, hope u guys like it

Sirius: Hello friends! 

Everyone:

Sirius: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

James: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: puts more tape over their mouth I said stop eating it.